I have zero regrets. Not a penny I’ve misspent, not a Whiskey I’ve thrown up, not a leaf I’ve inhaled or a woman I’ve bedded.
You’ll never remember things like getting up for work on time, or the day you paid off your credit card bill before VISA sent you the invoice, or (if you’re unfortunate enough to be married) your wedding vows and the look in your spouses eyes when they said “I do."
Even though "they didn't."
But I can guarantee you, you’ll never forget the time you had unprotected, doggy style sex with a stranger in the back of a taxicab until you got to her place and tried for anal, only to be turned down and offered more regular sex, which you took, but didn’t enjoy and woke up in the morning to burnt chicken fingers in the oven, an awkward goodbye and three weeks later, a trip to the clinic for Chlamydia treatment.
Those occurrences you will never forget…
No matter how hard you try…
So…that being said, it’s about time you start living your life.
It’s about time you start writing your book.
It’s about time you start PARTYING LIKE A ROCKSTAR.
And this is how…