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rank 5844
word count 79066
date submitted 18.08.2010
date updated 03.02.2011
genres: Fiction, Literary Fiction, Comedy
classification: universal
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The Tragedy of Homisidehampton

Fletcher Kovich

A comic, allegorical novel about the communication problems that drive a whole town into a frenzy of murderous activity.

 

Something strange is happening in Homisidehampton. Peter Choppem, the town’s Member of Parliament, is outraged by “impolite” behaviour and he begins a campaign to stamp it out, which involves him performing a vicious form of gardening in other people’s gardens. Meanwhile his wife, Sally, is convinced that everyone is plotting against her and she devises various counterplots to expose their devious tricks, which only seems to result in her deeply wounding her supposed attackers.

The pressing question of Peter’s (or Sally’s) sanity is never raised, as the whole town is preoccupied with the activity of a mass murderer who has been busying himself amongst them for some weeks now. However, the reader will soon become acquainted with what Peter considers to be “gardening” and also with the evil “seeds” that he is attempting to eradicate. It is in this eccentric manner that he has now chosen to serve his community and only you can judge the rights or wrongs of his conduct.

The book is a fast-moving comic novel with vivid characters, some of which are purely comic, while others have their inner, troubled lives portrayed in, sometimes, alarming detail. It is also a book of ideas.

 
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Eunice Attwood wrote 955 days ago

Very witty indeed. A fantastic cover by the way. What a zany, brainy, person you must be to create such a work of art. The goldfish added even more colour to this brilliant story, even though it may have been only a particular shade of brown. (If that's what colour fishy poops are. I've really never paid much attention). This book begs to be backed, so who am I to say nay. Eunice - The Temple Dancer.

Marija F.Sullivan wrote 956 days ago

As promised, I read more of your comic novel. And what can I say, really, other than: brilliant!
Very happy to back this entertaining and intelligent read. And best wishes for your writing career. I can see your titles in major bookshops, M

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Marija F.Sullivan wrote 959 days ago

Wonderfully observant and ironic. How I chuckled to read 'when the community's tongues were at their most athletic.'
Very much liked the goldfish allegory.I look forward to read more than opening chapters of this tremendous book.
Best, M

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Courtney Cascadian wrote 965 days ago

I found this very easy to read, relaxing and funny. Thanks for inviting me to read it. Backed!

Miles A wrote 989 days ago

Wildly imaginative and funny. If laughter is the best medicine, I think this is a cure-all for all that ails humanity.

Miles A. Robinson
Song for My Father / Loud Lucy Ludlow

Suzalex wrote 990 days ago

Ha, you do think outside of the box. Your stories are amusing and so different.
Backed, of course.

Suz

Fromante wrote 994 days ago

Well, what can I say Fletch. You caught me with the first book and now you are rubbing it in, twofold! It gets better as you go along, so please don't write anymore, I will never get any work done at all if you do. Backed to the hilt.
Good Luck.
Norman.

Jaemomof2 wrote 995 days ago

Fletcher, I must agree with ALMW, it has some good humor. It is very funny lol. I LOVE the fishbowl part, I laughed a lot. I also like the part with Peter and answering what to all the questions. I really liked this book. It's very interesting and a great read! Best of luck with this one too and you have a great imagination! Thanks for allowing me to read you're work :-).

Jessica
"A Daughte'rs Sacrifice"
ALSO BACKED with pleasure and watchlisted!

almw wrote 996 days ago

I laughed so hard at the first part of this that the tears rolled down my face. However, I am aware that my sense of humour is very individual so I am not sure how many others would find it so funny. I loved the professor, the goldfish, the shell suits and the opinion poll stories but you lost me a bit in the last one - not sure where that is going, but the pitch explains a bit. Will try and find out when I have the time. You sure can write fun! Am backing for the tears of laughter you caused me!

Best wishes

Linda

Niobrara Kardnova wrote 1005 days ago

You've a fine sense of the ridiculous--even the goldfish are misinterpreting intentions in this one. The satire on polling is spot on, as is the panning of research procedures, and the names of people and places are cleverly chosen. The plot line outlined in the pitch promises a delightful farce mixed in with the allegory. Happy to back.
Niobrara Kardnova (Family Irregulars)

PCreturned wrote 1008 days ago

Interesting idea for a story. The main draw to this book, though, is your writing style. It's v playful and freewheeling, what with the athletic tongues and all. Shame about the poor goldfish. :(

You've a fine sense of ridicule with both your characters and their dialogue. And there are plenty of ideas to keep us interested.

Backed with pleasure. :)

Pete

J.S.Watts wrote 1008 days ago

Poor Bruce and Sheila, perhaps some tasteful aquatic foliage would help improve things?

J.S.Watts
A DARKER MOON

name falied moderation wrote 1008 days ago

Dear Fletcher
Your short pitch took me to your long pitch which is very well crafted and promises an interesting original read. I I am amazed as I see the books on this site, with the minds, and the talent which produce writtings with such skill. How characters can be depicted to vividly using words as colors, and at how a story can be told and it depicts a movie on the mind. I do wish to congratsulate you on your book. I have not read all your writing but I do wish to back this book so it may asssit you

BACKED BY ME FOR SURE.
Please take a moment to look, comment which is important to me, and back my book. if not that is OK also

The VERY best of luck to you

Denise
The Letter

fletcherkovich wrote 1009 days ago

This is great, it is my type of humour and allows for plot twists and turns aplenty. Is the spelling of 'Homicide' deliberately made into 'Homiside?'-just checking. Great book. Paula Barrett (Cuthbert-how mean is my valley)


Hi Paula, many thanks for your comment. Yes the spelling was deliberate, to make it vaguely seem like a possible place name. Or do you think most people will think that it is simply a spelling mistake, so that it would be better to use the correct spelling of Homicidehampton? Fletch

fletcherkovich wrote 1009 days ago

This is great, it is my type of humour and allows for plot twists and turns aplenty. Is the spelling of 'Homicide' deliberately made into 'Homiside?'-just checking. Great book. Paula Barrett (Cuthbert-how mean is my valley)


Hi Paula, many thanks for your comment. Yes the spelling was deliberate, to make it vaguely seem like a possible place name. Or do you think most people will think that it is simply a spelling mistake, so that it would be better to use the correct spelling of Homicidehampton? Fletch

PATRICK BARRETT wrote 1009 days ago

This is great, it is my type of humour and allows for plot twists and turns aplenty. Is the spelling of 'Homicide' deliberately made into 'Homiside?'-just checking. Great book. Paula Barrett (Cuthbert-how mean is my valley)

lizjrnm wrote 1010 days ago

This is great -backed with pleasure!

Liz
The Cheech Room

SusieGulick wrote 1010 days ago

Dear Fletcher, Here I am backing your 2nd book. :) Hope you'll take a moment to back my 2 memoir books. :) Thanks. :) What a great pitch & story with each heading have a title & a short sentence before :) - I could hardly wait to read the next one. My favorite was about "grumble factor & comprehension factor" - I smiled everytime I read it. :) Nice write! :) Is there a 3rd book in the brew? :) Love, Susie :)

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