Book Jacket

 

rank 4277
word count 35665
date submitted 24.10.2010
date updated 31.03.2012
genres: Fiction, Comedy
classification: moderate
complete

Bar Humbug

Mark Thorp

Contrary to popular conception, the life of a barman isn’t all fast cars, sexy girls, jetting to LA for breakfast or lunching on the OrientExpress.

 

Welcome to Bar Humbug.
Feel the pain as the owner's struck down in the opening scene.
Share the love, sense the humour and smell the sewers as we follow, live and loathe the dream.
The dream transports us through the embryonic stages when Humbug is a joke. The setting up phase as staff are picked, bar is built and stocked.
Experience the euphoria as the doors are flung wide and the public trickle in.
Be touched by the emotion when the owner's little bast... darlings wake him at 6am.

Bar Humbug, it has to be said, is the most miserable bar on the planet. It is forged out of the malignant hatred of customers that we all (come on, be honest) nurture. Humbug prefers a darkened, dirty room over the shining chrome and neon norm, the unwanted customer can have eardrums teased by delights ranging from Smiths to Pavement, Pixies to Eels, Simone to Franklin while enjoying some of the greatest beer known to man.

Sit back and enjoy Vince Vulgar and the Virgin Vampires, Jimmy Cinders and the Heat Seekers, Bill is Ill, and all the fine acts that strut the Humbug stage.

 
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LizX wrote 456 days ago

Brilliant with a capitol B!!

It sort of says all the things I think most days of the week.

Lots of stars.

Gis a job!!

Su Dan wrote 491 days ago

you use a direct style that gives this book a genuine appeal...good narrative and dialogue...
on my watchlist...
read SEASONS...

SusieGulick wrote 936 days ago

Dear Mark, I'm glad that I am no where in your story & that I've spent my 70 years in California in a totally different envirornment :) - another thing to be thankful for. :) Your pitch didn't tell the half of it. :) Your tight paragraphs & dialogue did make for a quick read. :) I've read, backed, commented on & ****** 'd your book :) - could you please back & ****** my memoirs book? :) Thank you from the bottom of my heart :) - I'm 22 from the editor's desk & every backing & ****** 's move us closer. :) Love, Susie :)

SusieGulick wrote 938 days ago

:) comment to follow - read & commented on 1 day later :)

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