Fuzzy Engravings of Heavenly Wisdom

This is absolutely the best thing on here. I love how the narrative thread develops over..... oh whatever.

This work undoubtedly contains all the mystical words of the Millennium. Scholars will peruse it hundreds of years hence seeking a glimpse of the divine, the fulfillment of their intellects and a relief from constipation.

This is just amazing, can't wait to see the HC review if it goes up :P

This is the funniest thing I've EVER read. OMG I'm crying!!!!! Pete, you are an utter genius! You also have the patience of a saint to even contemplate tackling such a task. I can only assume that life in China must be a bit boring :) I have 6 starred this work of art and oh dear, I would pee myself if this ever got read by an HC editor! xx

Well... it's probably better than Ulyses.

I have no time for an author (it hurt to call you that because you're just a typist) who responds to every comment to bump its numbers. Also, pleading for people to back it to get it to the desk for its 'weirdness' is pathetic grovelling and ill-disguised greed to finally get one of your deplorable efforts to the desk. Five books + no medals (considering you spend every free second of your miserable life on authonomy) = FAILURE.

Give it up. If you can't make it on authonomy, you ain't gonna make it in the real world, sweetheart.

Pete - forever unrepresented, unpublished and unwanted.

Don't give up the day job . . . if you even have one.

As for the fact your penis is much bigger than mine, I have no idea why you think that fact is what makes me resentful. I am not resentful. I really don't care that I have an incredibly tiny penis. So what? Size isn't everything. I bet if I ever do have sex I'll be fine.

From the desk of JPM

Lest thou art puzzled, gentle reader, Joey P. Madigan, ('Just Joey'), considers me so insignificant that he has fo follow me around everywhere. The reality is, as you can see from the above, that he has a very small penis and has something of a chip on his shoulder, bless him. I know it's quite mad of him to admit to it on a public forum but well... this is, after all, a guy admitted some time back that he's turned on by chickens. Now we know why.

As an example of cooperation and enormous optimism, this cannot be overlooked. Backing for a week as promised. :-)

Good. 'tis another splash in the bucket. A way yet before it's full, though.

In my (humble) opinion, 'Fuzzy...' is the most important work in Authonomy with the greatest merit when it comes to getting a review. Why can't others see this?

As an example of cooperation and enormous optimism, this cannot be overlooked. Backing for a week as promised. :-)

This is just amazing, can't wait to see the HC review if it goes up :P

I think many feel that. No pity for the poor reviewer, mind.

Honestly, we're cruel...

This is just amazing, can't wait to see the HC review if it goes up :P

Well... it's probably better than Ulyses.

I actually want to try and read that. As yet, though, I've not stocked up enough paracetamol...

Well... it's probably better than Ulyses.

Errr.... Umm.... Err.... I will be intrigued to see the ED comments for this. I am certain that it deserves is review.

I'm certain it'll make fascinating reading. :)

Let's hope it gets its review.

Errr.... Umm.... Err.... I will be intrigued to see the ED comments for this. I am certain that it deserves is review.

i really like the idea behind this. the flaming pope line in the description made me laugh.

but i question why you did not use 42 as the number of words to be in each sentence. this would make it have meaning to life, the universe, and everything...

you might want to consider this if you decide to do any edits to this, er, masterpiece.

i want to see what the hc review of this would be.

Fact is Adams got his sums wrong and most people now agree that the real answer is 42.5. Given there's no such thing as half a word I had to abandon that idea though the theory is incorporated into my soon-never-to-be-published 'How to write a book' book entitled 'The How To Write A Book Book With Spangled Mulberries'. (There are no spangled mulberries, I just added that to make the title more original).

i really like the idea behind this. the flaming pope line in the description made me laugh.

but i question why you did not use 42 as the number of words to be in each sentence. this would make it have meaning to life, the universe, and everything...

you might want to consider this if you decide to do any edits to this, er, masterpiece.

i want to see what the hc review of this would be.

oh, I just burst into tears at the lyrical beauty of this meaningful, uplifting classic!
It made my pulse pound, my skin flush, my heart race ..... wait.....I'm having a heart attack!

Fuzzy engravings of heavenly wisdom are notoriously high in cholesterol.

oh, I just burst into tears at the lyrical beauty of this meaningful, uplifting classic!
It made my pulse pound, my skin flush, my heart race ..... wait.....I'm having a heart attack!

This work undoubtedly contains all the mystical words of the Millennium. Scholars will peruse it hundreds of years hence seeking a glimpse of the divine, the fulfillment of their intellects and a relief from constipation.

I'm pretty sure all the words are in there for all the answers to all of life's concerns.

They're just in the wrong order is all.

This work undoubtedly contains all the mystical words of the Millennium. Scholars will peruse it hundreds of years hence seeking a glimpse of the divine, the fulfillment of their intellects and a relief from constipation.

Hm... Publish this, and then begin circulating the rumor that anyone who reads it from start to finish will be rendered incurably insane. It will be a best seller. =D

Actually I've read it from start to finish and I'm perfectly refrigerator with the janglies singing 'Hop away Mildred! Your time is nigh!' with turnips.

Hm... Publish this, and then begin circulating the rumor that anyone who reads it from start to finish will be rendered incurably insane. It will be a best seller. =D

socks, and other serious users, who fail to back this book at its inception are missing the chance of improving their TSR by hundreds or thousands of standings-points. At the same time, you can poke a stick into authonomy's nether orifice to show them how poorly they have come to administer and maintain this site.

Those who back it, of course, are subjecting their accounts to immediate dismissal, but, hey, so what?

You seriously believe that will happen?

:)

Well, we're all entitled to our opinions.

:p

But if you think Authonomy is going to delete dozens of regular users for backing a book in the way they don't like well... my cynicism about Authonomy may have increased a little of late, but it could never run THAT deeply...

:)

You are, of course, entitled to your opinion though.

i read the first few chapters and laffed so hard i just about peed myself.

this is great and worth a backing. rampant silliness is definitely for me

Really???

Heavens above, I find it difficult to read the work in that way.

Great you enjoyed it, though.

There's audio recorded for the book as well by the way. I forgot about that. I'll post a link to the files on the promotion thread.

i read the first few chapters and laffed so hard i just about peed myself.

this is great and worth a backing. rampant silliness is definitely for me

love it.

The book or the campaign?

:)

love it.

Poetry for my soul. I have left my contribution on the thread and hope that it helps to make the next 10,000 words as intellectually stimulating.
Yours Bea

I look forward to the day that 'Fuzzy...' becomes a set text in academe.

Probably in the psychology department.

Thanks, Bea. The world of literature thanks you as well.

:)

Poetry for my soul. I have left my contribution on the thread and hope that it helps to make the next 10,000 words as intellectually stimulating.
Yours Bea

Glad I've been stalking that thread sinse I came on this site...it makes me shed a manly tear(even though I'm a chick).

I know the feeling. I burst into floods every time I contemplate not having edited for a few days and all the work that lies ahead of me.

:p

Glad I've been stalking that thread sinse I came on this site...it makes me shed a manly tear(even though I'm a chick).

This is absolutely the best thing on here. I love how the narrative thread develops over..... oh whatever.

It is certainly deserving of its place amongst the unsung greats of literature. It's certainly up there alongside Justine Clemence's '101 Great Recipes for Lettuce' and Filbert Humphries' 'It Goes 'Boing' I Tell You! It Goes 'Boing'!'

Like both, the world is not yet ready for it and it is likely to be neglected.

This is absolutely the best thing on here. I love how the narrative thread develops over..... oh whatever.

Fantastic idea! Very enjoyable and crazy read! 6 Stars... but I'd give it 16 :P

- Scott, The Ark of Humanity

Many thanks for that, Scott. Why not join in? Or maybe you have, I haven't checked today...

Fantastic idea! Very enjoyable and crazy read! 6 Stars... but I'd give it 16 :P

- Scott, The Ark of Humanity

pain -self inflicted- is still pain.

I'm developing a masochistic streak...

pain -self inflicted- is still pain.

great premise, well written book= you use a brilliant style, which is paced and flows very well indeed, making this book more than very good;- excellent...six stars**************
backed...
read SEASONS...

Damn! I just wanted it to annoy people...

great premise, well written book= you use a brilliant style, which is paced and flows very well indeed, making this book more than very good;- excellent...six stars**************
backed...
read SEASONS...

loving dada! loving this! loving surrealism. using it with my patients ( therapist) seeing them becoming happy when this way of thinking is allowed - and even has its own tradition.
Leelah Saachi

Get 'em to join Authonomy and contribute to the thread

:p

I remember one memorable poem we once made:
the egg has fear of hights

loving dada! loving this! loving surrealism. using it with my patients ( therapist) seeing them becoming happy when this way of thinking is allowed - and even has its own tradition.
Leelah Saachi

(Highly starred and rated. This is a thrilling installment of the trilogy. The characters of Peter Pig and Jedward are well developed and consistent throughout. Your writing is unlike anything I have read on here previously, it's as though each word is a complete mystery and leaves the reader to wonder what could possibly come next! Your descriptive passages work really well to place a reader bang smack in the middle of the action and every word stands out and makes one think. Well done, this should do really well. By the way, are you on any kind of medication? Just a passing thought.)

True genius is never recognised in its own lifetime. I believe Socrates had to medicate himself with hemlock before his was known. Anyway, I merely herd these cats. I am not responsible for the caterwauling. I gaze upon it with much the same bemusement.

(Highly starred and rated. This is a thrilling installment of the trilogy. The characters of Peter Pig and Jedward are well developed and consistent throughout. Your writing is unlike anything I have read on here previously, it's as though each word is a complete mystery and leaves the reader to wonder what could possibly come next! Your descriptive passages work really well to place a reader bang smack in the middle of the action and every word stands out and makes one think. Well done, this should do really well. By the way, are you on any kind of medication? Just a passing thought.)

Pete, you've proved genius is an emergent property of crowds. The hive mind has spoken and it is beautiful.

Or else it's a load of film-flam. Who am I to judge?

I'd say flim-flam with flashes of genius.

:p

Pete, you've proved genius is an emergent property of crowds. The hive mind has spoken and it is beautiful.

Or else it's a load of film-flam. Who am I to judge?

Heh, heh... well, this makes as much sense as some others I've seen on here. Well done, Pete and everyone else, this is refreshingly delightful nonsense.

It always seems somehow less delightful when I awaken of a morning bleary-eyed to another thirty pages to edit.

As now.

More coffee please, Jeeves...

Heh, heh... well, this makes as much sense as some others I've seen on here. Well done, Pete and everyone else, this is refreshingly delightful nonsense.

There are some wonderful lines.

The most coherent of which is the one starting, 'Stop right there you porky warthog,'

And the bit about imaginary butterflies is almost poetic.

We don't have buttocks, though. It needs buttocks. No one's said buttocks. There's not enough meat without buttocks. It's not art until we have buttocks. No one's going to take it seriously if it has no buttocks. We need buttocks.

There are some wonderful lines.

The most coherent of which is the one starting, 'Stop right there you porky warthog,'

And the bit about imaginary butterflies is almost poetic.

This is the funniest thing I've EVER read. OMG I'm crying!!!!! Pete, you are an utter genius! You also have the patience of a saint to even contemplate tackling such a task. I can only assume that life in China must be a bit boring :) I have 6 starred this work of art and oh dear, I would pee myself if this ever got read by an HC editor! xx

Were it to reach the editor's desk, that would indeed be most amusing...

This is the funniest thing I've EVER read. OMG I'm crying!!!!! Pete, you are an utter genius! You also have the patience of a saint to even contemplate tackling such a task. I can only assume that life in China must be a bit boring :) I have 6 starred this work of art and oh dear, I would pee myself if this ever got read by an HC editor! xx

This is an amusement beyond price. The Editor does work wonders here with the absurdities he's given.

Serious persons, step off. You have been warned.

... while those who value their sanity should approach cautiously.

This is an amusement beyond price. The Editor does work wonders here with the absurdities he's given.

Serious persons, step off. You have been warned.

NO no no, I can’t find room on the shelf for this work……….. (yet). I am amazed by Pete’s ability to make gibberish appear orderly and with sense.
Madness in him yes, but genus also, a true punktuationist. This would be a nightmare for any Editor, great job.

ps: At great risk I star this tops.

Your compliments are gratefully received and your modesty - in failing to mention that you are one of the work's major contributors - duly noted.

:p