A short and completely offensive account of an Australian's journey to the world Up Over.
Let me begin with an apology.
This book is, at best, rascist and misinformed, and I’d imagine not all that enjoyable to read.
In short, I will offend you, guaranteed.
Disclaimer aside; this is an epic account of my solo journey around the world, which saw yours truly graduate from a snotty, mildly loathsome adolescent, into a sophisticated, urbane* adult – all in the space of three years.
I am now 28 and have nothing more to learn.
PS no doubt eventually this will get picked up for study in school curriculums. So here’s a tip for when you’re dissecting the fragrant prose – look for subtlety. Mad subtlety.
“Did the author mean to be so insightful?”
I probably did.
*Urbane, meaning polished and smooth, as in a person's demeanor being refined; civilised.