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rank 3838
word count 34129
date submitted 01.03.2012
date updated 11.03.2012
genres: Literary Fiction
classification: universal
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The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch

Robert Bennett

"The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is an easy read for a mass audience, much like "The Bridges of Madison County."

 

"The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is a coming of age story encapsulated in a mystery designed to inform the reader of a time, not quite lost, when America still had a large measure of national integrity. The story is set in the Pacific Northwest, in the early 1970's, and speaks to both the passion and of the wisdom of youth, unadulterated. It's a book of heartache, courage, energy and hope, and delivers the reader to a place of reflection, where elements of sublime tranquillity can be reached with a modicum of effort on the part of the reader. It's a story of love, work, understanding and acceptance. "The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is an American Story.

 
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Though he was precluded from making contact with the girl, he continued to sniff around the edges.  He discovered her name was Angelina de Longiness, she was from Canada, she was a Drama major, and her friends called her Angel.  Her father worked for the Canadian government, something to do with North American trade negotiations. 

And that’s pretty much the way he left things until one day, as he was reading the Happy Camp Tribune during his lunch break, he was frozen by an alarming headline, “Local Resident Killed in Southern California Crash.”  The article went on:

San Diego, CA:  Theresa (Teri) Rachmann was pronounced dead at

the Mercy Memorial Hospital in San Diego at 5:30 am on Monday, following

a head-on collision on Interstate 805.  Ms. Rachmann was apparently exiting

into on-coming traffic after turning the wrong way onto an off-ramp at Balboa

Ave.  She encountered a southbound truck hauling building materials.  The

truck driver escaped with minor injuries.

Alcohol is suspected to have played a role in the collision.  A coroner’s examination reported Ms. Rachmann’s blood alcohol level was .26 percent at

the time of the accident.  The truck driver was not cited.

        Teri Rachmann was best known in Happy Camp as the owner of Curly

Jack’s, a popular night club in the area that burned down over a year ago.  Ms. 

Rachmann’s business partner, local attorney Harold Brevig, told reporters the

deceased had gone to San Diego to meet with clients who’d expressed interest

in buying the razed property.

        Ms. Rachmann is survived by a sister, Mary Ann Rafferty, of New

Bedford, MA.  To date, no announcements have been made as to final

arrangements.

 

    At first, Jimmy’s spirits soared.  He made three photo-copies of the announcement, intending to send one to Jason Peterson.  Half of my problem is solved—he thought.  But then his heart began to sink as he realized, he had nothing to do with it.  It had been an accident, and that prompted him to start making plans.

    On one Wednesday morning, with Jimmy suffering from the turbulent feeling of having a million things to do—mid-term exams, papers to write, getting a deposit into the bank before the check he wrote to the bookstore bounced, laundry—and no time to do them, he fell in behind the girl from George Eliot Hall as she came by the cafeteria. 

As they started up the winding sidewalk to the liberal arts building a whirlwind sprung up on the lawn.  His Uncle Stan used to call these spontaneous winds dust devils.  This particular dust devil spun across the sidewalk, dallied on the lawn for a moment, and then whirled back across the sidewalk from the opposite direction, from where it blew Angel’s long pleated skirt up around her shoulders.

    She shrieked.

    She had wonderfully shapely legs, and the boy walking beside Jimmy stopped to ogle.  He was an engineering student with a slide rule flopping along against his leg, and the boy stood with his mouth open and both eyes bulging.  Jimmy, though, was seized by a pang of raw, animal lust, a pang he hadn’t felt with such intensity since Molly.

He was overcome with an epiphany—he saw the light; his path was clear—and it all happened in an instant.  He laughed, uproariously, “Thank you Uncle Stan.”

The would-be engineer looked over to discover who Jimmy was talking to, and seeing no one, he stared with wide eyes.  Then, while glancing over his shoulder every few steps as he went, the boy scurried away.

But Jimmy stepped up his pace and caught up with the girl.  He held the door for her as she slipped into the lecture hall.  And as she passed under his outstretched arm, he said to her as quietly as he could, “You have really sexy legs.”

“Oh,” Angel howled, and she drew back an arm to deliver a slap.  But when she looked up at the target of her anger, she saw a young, handsome face smiling down at her with warmth and understanding.

She melted.  “I’m so embarrassed,” she exclaimed.

“You shouldn’t be,” Jimmy said, and he touched her on the shoulder.

And there was magic in the touch, and they both went to their prospective seats, neither of them hearing one word the professor delivered during the entire hour.

And when that hour ended, they both rose from their chairs in a zombie like state and started for the door.  Where they met, and where Jimmy asked, “Do you have time to sneak down to the commons for a Coke?”  Though Jimmy knew that by doing so he was going to be late for work and Rachael would be angry.

They sat, trancelike, for a period of several minutes with drinks before them, until Jimmy broke the spell.  “I understand you’re a drama major.”

Angel nodded.

“Do you know anything about costumes and wardrobes, make-up, and sound effects, and things like that?

Angel nodded again, looking a little perplexed.

“I might need to tap your brain for some information,” Jimmy said.  Then he explained to her that he was late for work and sprang from his chair to race up the hill to the library.

As he made his way out through the big glass doors of the commons, he looked back to examine the expression on Angel’s face.  It hadn’t changed; it remained puzzled and dream-like.  She sat there, beautifully sipping her drink.

 

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irelandsmemories wrote 357 days ago

Hello Robert
This is usually not my genre, but we all need to step out of our zones. Your mentioning of "Bridges of Madison County" definitely grabbed my attention. Your story line is similar in many ways but your characters back-stories are more authentic and relevant. I enjoyed the land and nature descriptions, you created perfect visuals and your literary flow is ideal.

I will definitely return to read on, as I am sure you have a lot more creative and engaging plots to install.

I will keep this on my w/l for further follow-up.

Thanks
FC

Andrew Esposito wrote 358 days ago

Robert, I've reviewed the first several chapters of 'The Agony of Civilising Sasquatch' and really enjoyed it! You instantly had me with the sinister Kent State reference and the return to the link in Chapter 5 intrigued me even more! Jimmy is instantly likeable, your writing seems to promise more, lots of little tit-bits like 'since Molly'. And the 'scissors' visual was great! Angel is a compelling character - I certainly wanted to know more about her and anxiously followed Jimmy's journey. The plot construction is smart... Angel fading out of the story is tantallising and I found myself wanting her to return soon. Robert, you have a good grasp of characterisation, the loggers, a profession you know well, being a good example, Other good characters are Squint and Andy and the offbeat war veteran Oscar. I've watchlisted your novel because it raised more questions than answers - a great start and I will continue to read it with interest! Best regards, Andrew Esposito / Killing Paradise

Skookum Maguire wrote 359 days ago

Casimir, yes the book is complete, though I still might tweak it a bit. I downloaded a few chapters, and was asked to download a few more, but it didn't seem to me like anyone would want to read the entire book on Authonomy, so I backed off at that point.

I noticed you are a fan of Graham Greene. There is a literary magazine in New England called "The Long Story." I've sent them a few things in the past, but I always got the response, "No, no--we want material similar to Graham Greene." So if that's the way your writing goes, you might try them.

Anyway, thanks for the kind words.

Bob


Hi Robert - I don't normally begin incomplete books, but your rich detail drew me in, so it's now residing on my stylish, but rough-hewn, pine bookshelf. I've dipped in and out so far, will be reading more next week, and you sustain the earthy feel throughout.

A question. Is the book complete but not uploaded, or is it unfinished?

On my shelf for a while anyway...

All the best, Cas

Casimir Greenfield wrote 359 days ago

Hi Robert - I don't normally begin incomplete books, but your rich detail drew me in, so it's now residing on my stylish, but rough-hewn, pine bookshelf. I've dipped in and out so far, will be reading more next week, and you sustain the earthy feel throughout.

A question. Is the book complete but not uploaded, or is it unfinished?

On my shelf for a while anyway...

All the best, Cas

Skookum Maguire wrote 415 days ago

Thank you very much for the kind words and the support. I'm just beginning to find my way around Authonomy, and I apologize for not responding earlier.

Thanks again, Bob

An intriguing story, well told. Backed, Marj.

M. A. McRae. wrote 417 days ago

An intriguing story, well told. Backed, Marj.

Helianthus wrote 426 days ago

I finished the new chapters you loaded. I really like this, and I've grown very fond of this guy. Still, 23 chapters in, barely any idea what Sasquatch has to do with anything. I can't say much; nothing seems to happen in my book for thirty chapters or so. I assume you're building to something. Let me know if you post more up to read.

A few typos on the way via message.

Skookum Maguire wrote 440 days ago

Alright, I read all of this, and I have mixed feelings. The parts in the middle are just fabulous - all the stuff with the loggers and the bear and the bar and the hookers - wonderful stuff. I could read that for hours. The parts with Angel, I wasn't so enamoured of. The logger parts felt more real, probably because you used to be a logger.

You should upload more, probably, though it's like pulling teeth to get people to read deeply around here. There was no explanation of the Sasquatch deal in the 13 chapters I read, and I'm sort of curious about the meaning behind this title. Your pitch needs some work.

I have a list of typo comments if you'd like to have them in a private message.






Of course, I'd be interested in any suggestions you have that would make the work stronger--typos included. The story of the loggers is actually "framed" inside the other part, and the Sasquatch explanation won't develop for a while yet.
I could down load some more chapters over the weekend, if you're interested.
Thanks for the help. B.

Helianthus wrote 440 days ago

Alright, I read all of this, and I have mixed feelings. The parts in the middle are just fabulous - all the stuff with the loggers and the bear and the bar and the hookers - wonderful stuff. I could read that for hours. The parts with Angel, I wasn't so enamoured of. The logger parts felt more real, probably because you used to be a logger.

You should upload more, probably, though it's like pulling teeth to get people to read deeply around here. There was no explanation of the Sasquatch deal in the 13 chapters I read, and I'm sort of curious about the meaning behind this title. Your pitch needs some work.

I have a list of typo comments if you'd like to have them in a private message.

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