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rank 3795
word count 34129
date submitted 01.03.2012
date updated 11.03.2012
genres: Literary Fiction
classification: universal
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The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch

Robert Bennett

"The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is an easy read for a mass audience, much like "The Bridges of Madison County."

 

"The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is a coming of age story encapsulated in a mystery designed to inform the reader of a time, not quite lost, when America still had a large measure of national integrity. The story is set in the Pacific Northwest, in the early 1970's, and speaks to both the passion and of the wisdom of youth, unadulterated. It's a book of heartache, courage, energy and hope, and delivers the reader to a place of reflection, where elements of sublime tranquillity can be reached with a modicum of effort on the part of the reader. It's a story of love, work, understanding and acceptance. "The Agony of Civilizing Sasquatch" is an American Story.

 
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Chapter 22

(The University of Oregon campus on a day in late November)

 

Back in his dorm room, Jimmy sat on the edge of his bed aware that he had a biology test to study for, and not being able to concentrate.  His roommate had been there.  There were more dirty clothes in Howard’s laundry hamper, and a receipt on his desk for some items he’d sold back to the book store.

Jimmy faced a new and different conundrum.  A package had arrived from Jason Peterson containing additional chapters of the novel, but Jimmy needed to get the earlier part back from Angel so he could write comments in the margins and return them to Jason.  At least, that’s the way things were supposed to be working. 

But Angel wasn’t speaking to him.  As a result, he had no way to explain the situation to her and he wasn’t at all certain she’d be willing to cooperate if he tried.  So he sat.  He stood up and paced back and forth in the tiny room. 

Finally, he stepped briefly into the hall only to discover the inmates were playing shuffleboard on the freshly waxed linoleum floor with hockey sticks and official NHL pucks. 

A rapidly speeding puck hit the door when he swung it open, after which he heard a loud, burbling referee’s whistle and yells of, “Foul, foul,”—and—“Oh fuck,”— and—“What dumb son-of-a-bitch opened that door?”

    He stepped back inside.

    Then he stood by the door and listened.  The instant he heard the puck sizzle by, he opened the door, ran to the stairway, and hurried on down to the lobby.  He walked to the bookstore where he got a handful of quarters and placed a call to Princeton.

“Well, Leonard, it’s good to hear from you,” Jason started in.

But Jimmy knew if he didn’t get right to the point he’d run out of quarters, so he said, “There’s a problem with the manuscript.”

“Why, what’s wrong with it?”  Jason sounded hurt.

“Oh, nothing’s wrong with it,” Jimmy assured his friend.  “It’s wonderful.  It’s just that I gave it to this girl to read and she…”

“What is it with you and women, Peterson?” Jason started in.  “We can’t have people probing into what we’re doing before we even have a rough draft.  Can’t you see how that could compromise the copyright?”

There was silence on the line.

Then Jason continued, “So the girl is reading it.  When she’s done, get it back from her, make the corrections and send it along.”

“That’s the problem,” Jimmy said, “I don’t think she’ll give it back.”

“Why wouldn’t she give it back?  It’s the only copy we have.”

“I know,” Jimmy said, “but…”

“You’ve got to get it back, Leonard,” Jason interrupted.  “Be firm.  You seem to let women lead you around by the pecker.”

“I’ll think of something,” Jimmy said.  “I just needed to hear your friendly voice and get your strong moral support, Peterson, in order to buck up my courage.”

“That’s the boy, Leonard old bean,” Jason said with an extraordinarily overdone British accent.  “Keep an iron will, lad—steady as she goes, a stiff upper lip and all that, what?”

Jimmy hung up and paced around in front of the telephone booth.  He thought briefly of Clark Kent, trying to make up his mind if he should change out of his street clothes.  Then he spun on his heel and started off in the direction of George Eliot Hall.

After passing through the large heavy doors of the women’s dorm, he walked over to a girl who stood behind a small desk in the lobby and asked for Mitzy.

    “Do you have a last name?” the girl asked.

    “Sorry, I don’t,” Jimmy explained, feeling foolish.

    But a heavyset girl who was walking by at the moment said, “I know Mitzy,” and she charged sluggishly up the stairs to retrieve her.

    Mitzy arrived a few moments later, and Jimmy began to explain.  “The second portion of the manuscript has arrived from my friend in New Jersey,” he told her.  “I need to get the first part back from Angel so I can correct the text and send it on.”

    Mitzy’s face took on a suspicious look.  She arched her eyebrows.  Her mouth opened to form a tiny “o,” and her tongue probed against the inside of her left cheek, like there might be an answer in there somewhere.

    “I’ll see what Angel says,” Mitzy offered, after a moment’s hesitation.  Then she went back upstairs.

    Jimmy waited.

    Mitzy was gone for almost twenty minutes.  When she came back down she announced to Jimmy, “Angel is not happy about any of this.  However, she told me to tell you that she will meet you in front of the liberal arts building before class in the morning, and that she will bring the first part of the manuscript.”

    Jimmy nodded, thanked Mitzy for her efforts and turned to go.

    “And, Mr. Leonard,” Mitzy raised her voice as he was headed for the door.

    Jimmy turned.

    “Angel said to bring the second part of the manuscript with you.”

    So Jimmy headed back to his dorm room, more perplexed about women than ever.  What drives them—he wondered—and why?

    The following morning, Jimmy did not loiter outside the cafeteria.  Instead, he went directly to the wide veranda in front of the liberal arts building to stand visibly exposed in his heavy, black and red mackinaw amongst a sea of letterman’s jackets and loosely buttoned cardigan sweaters.

    When Angel arrived, she fixed him with a stare and walked boldly over to thrust the well thumbed manuscript into his free hand, while snatching the newly arrived portion of the fledgling book from the other.

    “You even wrote letters to her,” Angel admonished, with an overwhelming element of disgust dripping from her voice, “and now you’re running around with a gun.”

    Jimmy followed her into the lecture hall and watched her slither down the steps to take a seat amongst her friends.

    Then he sat in the back row and leaned his head against the wall.  A huge smile began to spread across his face.  She likes it—he thought—she really likes it.

 

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irelandsmemories wrote 353 days ago

Hello Robert
This is usually not my genre, but we all need to step out of our zones. Your mentioning of "Bridges of Madison County" definitely grabbed my attention. Your story line is similar in many ways but your characters back-stories are more authentic and relevant. I enjoyed the land and nature descriptions, you created perfect visuals and your literary flow is ideal.

I will definitely return to read on, as I am sure you have a lot more creative and engaging plots to install.

I will keep this on my w/l for further follow-up.

Thanks
FC

Andrew Esposito wrote 355 days ago

Robert, I've reviewed the first several chapters of 'The Agony of Civilising Sasquatch' and really enjoyed it! You instantly had me with the sinister Kent State reference and the return to the link in Chapter 5 intrigued me even more! Jimmy is instantly likeable, your writing seems to promise more, lots of little tit-bits like 'since Molly'. And the 'scissors' visual was great! Angel is a compelling character - I certainly wanted to know more about her and anxiously followed Jimmy's journey. The plot construction is smart... Angel fading out of the story is tantallising and I found myself wanting her to return soon. Robert, you have a good grasp of characterisation, the loggers, a profession you know well, being a good example, Other good characters are Squint and Andy and the offbeat war veteran Oscar. I've watchlisted your novel because it raised more questions than answers - a great start and I will continue to read it with interest! Best regards, Andrew Esposito / Killing Paradise

Skookum Maguire wrote 356 days ago

Casimir, yes the book is complete, though I still might tweak it a bit. I downloaded a few chapters, and was asked to download a few more, but it didn't seem to me like anyone would want to read the entire book on Authonomy, so I backed off at that point.

I noticed you are a fan of Graham Greene. There is a literary magazine in New England called "The Long Story." I've sent them a few things in the past, but I always got the response, "No, no--we want material similar to Graham Greene." So if that's the way your writing goes, you might try them.

Anyway, thanks for the kind words.

Bob


Hi Robert - I don't normally begin incomplete books, but your rich detail drew me in, so it's now residing on my stylish, but rough-hewn, pine bookshelf. I've dipped in and out so far, will be reading more next week, and you sustain the earthy feel throughout.

A question. Is the book complete but not uploaded, or is it unfinished?

On my shelf for a while anyway...

All the best, Cas

Casimir Greenfield wrote 356 days ago

Hi Robert - I don't normally begin incomplete books, but your rich detail drew me in, so it's now residing on my stylish, but rough-hewn, pine bookshelf. I've dipped in and out so far, will be reading more next week, and you sustain the earthy feel throughout.

A question. Is the book complete but not uploaded, or is it unfinished?

On my shelf for a while anyway...

All the best, Cas

Skookum Maguire wrote 411 days ago

Thank you very much for the kind words and the support. I'm just beginning to find my way around Authonomy, and I apologize for not responding earlier.

Thanks again, Bob

An intriguing story, well told. Backed, Marj.

M. A. McRae. wrote 414 days ago

An intriguing story, well told. Backed, Marj.

Helianthus wrote 422 days ago

I finished the new chapters you loaded. I really like this, and I've grown very fond of this guy. Still, 23 chapters in, barely any idea what Sasquatch has to do with anything. I can't say much; nothing seems to happen in my book for thirty chapters or so. I assume you're building to something. Let me know if you post more up to read.

A few typos on the way via message.

Skookum Maguire wrote 436 days ago

Alright, I read all of this, and I have mixed feelings. The parts in the middle are just fabulous - all the stuff with the loggers and the bear and the bar and the hookers - wonderful stuff. I could read that for hours. The parts with Angel, I wasn't so enamoured of. The logger parts felt more real, probably because you used to be a logger.

You should upload more, probably, though it's like pulling teeth to get people to read deeply around here. There was no explanation of the Sasquatch deal in the 13 chapters I read, and I'm sort of curious about the meaning behind this title. Your pitch needs some work.

I have a list of typo comments if you'd like to have them in a private message.






Of course, I'd be interested in any suggestions you have that would make the work stronger--typos included. The story of the loggers is actually "framed" inside the other part, and the Sasquatch explanation won't develop for a while yet.
I could down load some more chapters over the weekend, if you're interested.
Thanks for the help. B.

Helianthus wrote 437 days ago

Alright, I read all of this, and I have mixed feelings. The parts in the middle are just fabulous - all the stuff with the loggers and the bear and the bar and the hookers - wonderful stuff. I could read that for hours. The parts with Angel, I wasn't so enamoured of. The logger parts felt more real, probably because you used to be a logger.

You should upload more, probably, though it's like pulling teeth to get people to read deeply around here. There was no explanation of the Sasquatch deal in the 13 chapters I read, and I'm sort of curious about the meaning behind this title. Your pitch needs some work.

I have a list of typo comments if you'd like to have them in a private message.

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