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rank 5848
word count 12505
date submitted 01.03.2012
date updated 24.01.2013
genres: Romance, Non-fiction, Comedy
classification: universal
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How To Meet Women In Bars

John Harold McCoy

A revolutionary (yes, revolutionary) new technique for meeting women in bars. Guaranteed or your money back (*see limitations).

 

Grab a shower and a shave, slick back your hair, throw on your cool duds, jump in the car and head for the nearest watering hole. You'll never go home alone, again.


*Limitations
(no way in hell you're getting your money back)

P.S,
It's a bar joke book. Looks pretty dumb without the illustrations. The last chapters are for word count only—not in the printed book. Don't use your shelf space for it. It ain't goin' nowhere. It's just for fun :)

 
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evermoore wrote 69 days ago

Know what's funny, John? If you diiiiiiiiiid publish this...I can imagine tons of people buying it for their single friends as a joke gift.

You could be a rich man. (Grins)

Perdu Shoshanna wrote 115 days ago

You are incorrigible! :o)

gingerknucklehairs wrote 168 days ago

Ha, ha. Very funny clever pig.
Is there a sequel to chapter 16- Once you've got the girl, how to keep up the pretence!
Loved it. Jes.

Sneaky Long wrote 200 days ago

Silly.

Lenny Banks wrote 296 days ago

Hi John , I read chapters 6.7.8 and 11. Ha Ha Ha Ha, I have to say, this is hillarious, I was first hooked by the tile and I wasn;t dissapointed. I think I will have to go out and point out your view point to some women. Seriously, It is well written and humours, this is a hard combination these days. Good luck with this I am sure it is going to do very well.

Kindest Regards and Best Wishes
Lenny Banks - Tide and Time: At The Rock
If you can find time I would appreciate a return read, Thanks.

Tod Schneider wrote 340 days ago

Way too deep!
Best of luck with this!
If you have any interest in children's literature, you are very much invited to take a look at my novel, The Lost Wink.
Thanks,
Tod
http://authonomy.com/books/40646/the-lost-wink/

Patricia Laster wrote 341 days ago

Hi there, big boy! Gee, have you been working out?

Steve Games wrote 361 days ago

How To Meet Women In Bars
by
John Harold McCoy

The HBD Review:

This book needs to be thrust to the editpr's desk without further hesitation. It is imperative that Harper Collins wrap its collective corporate mind around the invaluable treasurechest their cybenetic contribution has become. Additionally, the pressure of having two books already reach the desk has placed a burden upon Mr. McCoy that can only be imagined by Paul Freeman. Upon "reading" the...collection of thoughts...HBD realized the special nature with which this review must be handled. The fact that his pitch has a disclaimer indicating no expectation for the book to go anywhere signals just the opposite to keen observers of those on the edge. Anyone who'd like to wish the author well may write to him at:
St Petersburg Behavioral Hlthc
(727) 823-4248
433 4th St N, St Petersburg, FL
...or go during visiting hours.

But right now the author looks exactly like Julius Caesar.

HBD


stoatsnest wrote 416 days ago

Repetitive.

riantorr wrote 421 days ago

If you just put your name on the cover in black it will be more readable.

Regards,
RianTorr
New London Masquerade

Groaner wrote 443 days ago

May I comment on your cover, John? Well, I will anyway.


Your title is too big and your name is too small. It should be the other way around!



The title has to be big enough to be read from a distance in dimly lit rooms, Tony. That's the whole idea.

jlsimpson wrote 443 days ago

Ha ha ha this is great.

Fred Le Grand wrote 444 days ago

Hmm...
It's a crazy world and any way you can skin it good for me.

Some might suggest that sterotyping women isn't good.

An amusing read!

Tonia Marlowe wrote 444 days ago

May I comment on your cover, John? Well, I will anyway.


Your title is too big and your name is too small. It should be the other way around!


torkl wrote 445 days ago

I guess this text is just copied to reach the lower limit of word count or?

Atieno wrote 445 days ago

Hi, failed to understand why chapter one has been repeated severally and why chapter 12 too is going that way? It a put off already having to open a chapter just to read the same thing over and over again. Maybe that is your real intention!!
I would gladly turn the pages if It was not the same stuff.
Josphine
Notime goes bye

Tonia Marlowe wrote 445 days ago

I'm a woman. Will this technique work for me? No, no. I'm really not like THAT!!!

:-)

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