Lycra-clad perverts try to help incompetent, violent and panicking police prevent "The Artist" serial killer from terrorising a school. Dildos, sharks and explosions feature.
Since failing to graduate from superhero school, Victor and Paul have failed to make it as superheroes, but that isn't stopping them from attempting to assist Darchester's finest in the pursuit of The Artist - a serial killer who displays his victims' bodies as Damien Hirst style installations.
The neurotic and unwilling Acting Superintendent Scrubes is in charge of the case, assisted by his borderline psychotic DS Watts, and under the watch of a cream cake obsessed Chief Constable and an Assistant Chief who calls himself "Fruity". Surprisingly, it's not going well.
All the clues point to the local high school, but has Doug Thomas, the headmaster, really become a serial killer due to the pressure of an OFSTED inspection? Or maybe it's his deputy, Berkley...after all, he is a bit of a bastard.
The local press are having a field day as the suspects, explosions and Dildo fights stack up, as do the bodies of the victims of The Artist. And as if that wasn't enough, Scrubes is falling in love.
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