Martini finds himself in a pub in a philosophical discussion about boobs when he meets India, a self employed prostitute. She introduces him to Oomph.
Martini, the son of the famous Petard, meets India during a discussion. After offending her, he offers her money to sleep with him. She agrees. They decide to make a trip to Omygod, the city of love. It is the monastery of Oomph and the residence of India’s sisters, Thai and Bengal. Thai, who suffers from a genetic defect and is pretty messy, falls in love with Martini. He is in the process of making love with the nuns of the monastery, unwittingly infecting them with a fatal disease. When this disease manifests itself, it appears that the better part of Omygod is infected. In just a matter of days, all hell breaks loose. Everybody who has been infected does not only have to fear the disease, but also genocidal mobs, ravaging the city and killling everybody they suspect has become infected. When Martini becomes trapped in Thai’s apartment by the mob, India comes up with the proposition of calling his father for help.