Joe discovers he is fat quite by accident...and embarks on a drastic course of Buddhist self-improvement. Starting with Fatbusters.
Joe is the worst Buddhist in the world, hopelessly addicted to sausages and hurtling towards a mid 'previous-life' crisis. One day, as he sits down to play cards with little old ladies, he discovers he is fat. 'How did it come to this?' he moans to himself and sets about mending his ways...starting with a trip to FatBusters.
'He ain't Heavy, He's my Buddha' is just one of a dozen or so stories in my new anthology of the absurd. Time-travellers, bad Buddhists, headless horsemen, Polish plumbers, Muhammed's cat, little piggy home-owners, and partially-sighted mice - what more could you want?
Cover art by Paul R.Duffy
Design by Anna Donovan