How about a Children's comedy/fantasy aimed at Adults?
Franky Frog's Worldwide Travelogue
http://www.authonomy.com/books/44084/franky-frog-s-worldwide-travelogue/
Professor Bennilus is on a scientific quest to turn ideas into virtual reality. Unfortunately, there's a slight hiccup. Once his machine's turned off, any ideas disappear from memory. The logical solution? Put pen to paper and write what he sees (no matter how bizarre). So begins this rather unusual tale of a lonesome Frog who discovers a magic bottle.
Franky wants to travel, but he's never been beyond The Pond. It's safe in The Pond and all his Great Aunts & Uncles, Nieces & Nephews reside at the bottom. Still, what's a bored Frog to do when a frustrated Genie offers to be his travel guide? Perhaps Franky'll take in France, Italy or China. Perhaps he'll come to understand there's no place like home.
He might, if he's lucky, even survive this unlikely journey of self-discovery . . .
PS. Who's judging?

I figured we all would judge
If I can get enough books to enter, it would be ran somewhat like Wispy's wonderful contests in the past haha. I'm omiting my book, though, so no one thinks I'm cheating
If I can get as many as I hope in, you wouldn't have to judge more than two rounds. One of the beginning and the very last where everyone judges the winner (whoever has the most votes wins). I guess I should add an incentive- whoever wins the final round gets the honorary title and, lets say, shelf time for a week? Is that agreeable?