I don't know...can I petition them to give you your own?
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Just think, you won't have to spam to get a book backed. Although you probably will. 
Almost everyone spams to get their book backed at one time or another Eric. Certainly the most ardent spammer claimed to American and Christian, though whether or not Susie was stupid is certainly up for debate. For my money she had everyone talking about her and if you accept that no publicity is bad publicity then Susie was most certainly not stupid. But she did spamalot..... might be a song in that.
Anyway let's not argue about 'oo called 'oo stupid. Groaner's pic is a pig and his response of "eat me" has had me thinking of ribs ever since.