So there

Posted: 21/08/2012 04:58:48

So there

When I'm standing at the Pearly Gates I'm gonna ask Jesus to forgive me for not believing in him

Posted: 21/08/2012 05:00:14

If, when I die, If just blink out, then I'm gonna... I'm gonna... well, nothin' I guess

Posted: 21/08/2012 05:02:12

Maybe reincarnation is what happens. If you're good you come back as a majestic lion, or a regal elephant, or if you're me - a toilet bowl.

Posted: 21/08/2012 05:19:05

Maybe reincarnation is what happens. If you're good you come back as a majestic lion, or a regal elephant, or if you're me - a toilet bowl.

Psychics tell me I am an old soul, which means I don't get to come back and do it all again. Instead, I get to haunt.... I mean help those on the physical plane of existence. Goes off to research effective ways of scaring the bejeebass out of all those people I really, really don't like.

Almost time for Monday Night Midnight Grill-out. I shall sit on the patio staring at the fire, listening to soothing music, and contemplating the existence, or non-existence of my soul.

Posted: 21/08/2012 06:35:39

Sounds like a Mexican stand off. You, laying there with your eyes closed waiting until the last moment to open them as God appears signing the couriers manifest to send you to hell.

"Hey, I've changed my mind."

"Sorry, I've signed."

"No you didn't"

"We pre-sign here in heaven and use Fed Ex premium. Guaranteed same moment delivery"

"Hold on, if that's true what am I doing here talking to you?"

"Here? Now? This is your hell, Get used to it. If you hadn't been so untrusting and opened your eyes a moment earlier you'd have been in Applebees for happy hour."

The nice thing about being agnostic is that you know you're part of the only truly honest group. You look out at the universe and say, 'Whatever the truth is, that's what it is', then you shrug and get on with what's actually important...living.

Everyone else wants to act like they 'know' things they actually can't know. We're the one group willing to limit what we 'know' to what we actually do know.

Posted: 21/08/2012 08:22:47