Well I have no shame, so I'll come clean. Let's see if I've got the math right:
!) Number of books self-published: 1 (Tanil)
2)Number of copies sold: 16 (15 ebooks through Amazon and Smashwords and 1 paperback through Createspace)
3)Total income: $7.93 (USD)
Mind you, that's with little to no advertising, pushing my book, spamming, and all those other vital things you need to make your book one of the most ignored -- er, I mean, beloved indie writings. Man, for someone who claims to have no shame I'm not much of a salesperson.
I'm sure other people on here have much better numbers than this. 
Thanks for sharing your info! Feel free to post a link to your book as well! =) You should advertise whenever you can!