Excuse the unsolicited message. Have you heard of CLOG? If so, don't let me take up any more of your time. If not, it's a comedy writer's reading group, a place to discover and review books of this genre while getting feedback on your own work from likeminded people. If this is something that might interest you please take a look at:
http://authonomy.com/forums/threads/110633/comedy-literature-only-group-clog-/
and, if you like what you see, you'd be very welcome to sign up. I've discovered some great stories through this group but we need as many members as we can get.
Thanks for reading, Alastair

Hello,
my name is miss Kristy i saw your profile and have interest in you i will give you my picture if you reply to me, I believe we can move from here.pls reply me on my email ID here (kristylovebemba@yahoo.com) not to the site,for more details

Hi Fletcher - how goes the book. Still love your title Stories From a Leaking Mind and still inspiring me to put together a book of short stories. Have a few written. Will try to get it on site in the near future. You are still on my watchlist. Will reshelve it again soon. If you get a chance to read any part of Jenny's Rain & sequel A Spring Rain that would be most appreciated. All the best. - Kate

Hello ,

My compliment to you and your entire household. I am Ibrahim Razak Kumar a citizen of LIBYA and i am a male of 20 years old of age. Please sir pardon me for bursting into your privacy at first, i beg you in the name of GOD i need your listening attention ear to my request and it as a result of my painful sorrowful life that you are living after the war in LIBYA. In the process of the war in my country Libya I lost my parents in a GUN SHOT along with my lovely 2 sisters.


We are 3 in numbers in my family and now after the war i am the only one who escaped from my country Libya in the high series mode of the war in the capital city if Libya Tripoli and that was the time the rebels came and invade our house and killed my parents and my 2 sisters and now i manage to escaped by the grace of GOD who save my life to a REFUGEE CAMP IN Abidjan Cote with the little money in my hand. My father is a Governmental Notable Man in our Country Libya Working with our late PRESIDENT GADDAFI for those years he has being rolling as the PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY LIBYA and As the only Son of my late father he took me to a cool quiet conducive area in our country and showed me all his wealth round all his investment in Libya even the once out side our country Libya and he showed me all his deposit details information as the only son deposited with a Bank here in Cote D'ivoire for years now before the war started and i scanned saved the Certificate of Deposit of the Money Deposited with theBank for safe keeping in their custody and the Bank name / address is in my possession Saved in my private email box for record information and the amount in question is {4 Million US Dollars} deposited in the Bank by my late father .


All i need from you now is to stand for me as a soul foreign beneficiary as my late father business associate and apply for the release / claim of the Money Deposited in the Bank for safe keeping since 2009 for claim and once i send to you the details con

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Please rpely me with my email address here

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Dear Fletcher

Chasing Pharaohs is currently ranked at #9 thanks to a number of talented and committed backers. But it needs more. My intention is to find what it needs to become a polished piece and I need your help. If you have time, could you read a few chapters and make any suggestions?

Short pitch: A dark premise brings spiritual conflict and the quest for truth. Three warriors battle an enemy unlike any other—a shadow that outwits all shadows— a thief in the night to cast down kings.

http://www.authonomy.com/books/28670/chasing-pharaohs/

Thank you for your help and I hope it finds a place on your shelf.

Claire Stibbe
Chasing Pharaohs

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Please rpely me with my email address here

( rafica_4ndaye@yahoo.com)

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have a blessed day.

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Yours loving girl Miss Blessing.


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Hi

This is an invitation for you to post a least one paragraph of your novel's opening in the forum thread On Writing (If I were an agent, I’d stop reading…..now)

The rules are on page 1 of the thread (please read and adhere to them.)

Format:

Title:
Genre:
Short pitch:
Book Link:
Thread page #:

Chapter 1: up to 600 words

The rest of us will pretend we're agents reading the partial we requested from you. If we make it all the way through without hitting a snag we’ll tell you. If we read something that trips us up, a spelling or grammar issue, a cliche, awkward structure, we’ll point out the spot where we stopped reading and mention why.

The main point of the thread is to get your book some attention and feedback. Our contributing faux agents are a diverse lot, so when it comes time to consider their advice, remember, caveat emptor.

If you take issue with something an agent said, or just want to start a debate or ask for additional feedback, go to the thread titled, “Faux agent water cooler” and post there.

Cheers…

Jack Cerro “The Nymph’s Heart”

ps: If your post gets lost in the slush pile, or you want more feedback, just submit it again.

Hi Fletcher - had to put your book back on my shelf. It's a fabulous idea and has inspired me again and again to write more short stories. All the best. Kate Buchanan (Jenny's Rain and A Spring Rain)

Dear Fletcher,
Dark of the Moon is about an abandoned baby, a child's pain in dealing with abuse, and a woman's triumph. If you deem it worthy, I would greatly appreciate your support. I always reciprocate as soon as time allows.
Suggested chapters: 1, 4,6,7,11,16,17,18 and 23. The epilogue sums it all up. Happy reading and God bless.:)
Maria

Hi Fletcher,

Help ‘A Killer’s Kind’ stay on the desk.... In Grants Pass, an eight-year-old boy is kidnapped and forced to live with the serial killer that murdered his family.

Christopher was all set to live a normal life, but he didn’t know he’d lose his father and then a sociopath would murder the rest of his family. Malcolm abducted Christopher to share a secret—the same secret that has defiled the town's reputation for over a hundred years

Kathy Locke is completely unaware that the town’s secret connects her to Christopher. She's too busy trying to get away from a mother that buries herself in drugs and alcohol to avoid the truth. In a drunken rage, she lashes out at Kathy who ends up in the Emergency Room, where a sympathetic doctor uncovers the family's dirty secret.

A Killer's Kind is a Psychological Thriller about a boy and his courage to outwit the man that shattered his life.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Cheers,
Dwayne

Fletcher
Some months ago I was pleased to receive from you complimentary comments re. 'The Caves of Caerdraig.'
Subsequently, I looked at your excellent book and backed it.
I just want to let you know I have now published a revised edition of 'The Caves of Caerdraig' as an e-book on Amazon.
Regards
William

good evening.. and good news
I've got your leaky stories back on my miniature bookshelf
all the best....... mike

Hey, sorry if I've told you the one about the Lunatic before - check it out if I haven't, but there's a Romance going on too now!

:/

I’m very sorry if I’ve previously messaged you, but I’ve had one of those glitches that wipes out backers and watchlists. I lost nearly 60 backers and over 100 watchlists and can’t find most of my old backers as they backed me over 2 months ago and the RSS feeds don’t go back that far..

If I was on your watchlist or if you backed me before I would greatly appreciate your support again for - The Lunatic Sings - or if you’d take a look at it if it’s new to you.


THE LUNATIC SINGS

- "like a William S. Burroughs novel with a point"

- "Deftly imitating waves of consciousness"

- "the reader glides through … It’s like dancing in someone’s mind"

- "You should be a playwright as this should be spoken"

- "like a meditation" – “A breathtaking concept”

- “… glorious driving rhythms of the syntax. It's prose that has an inner music that almost compels us to speak it aloud.”

- “Out of the mouth of this one comes reflections of both humanity and sanity.”


If you’ve considered Lunatic before I’ve put up a very different book recently too, a Romance, so rather than spam you for a read for that in the future, and maybe as an antidote if I’ve messaged you before for Lunatic, you might like to take a look at ‘The Book of Esther’.


THE BOOK OF ESTHER

- “I found this mesmerizing”

- “I love the way your words allow us to connect with your emotions, the way they compel us to reminisce about our own experiences, and the way they capture both happiness and sadness so perfectly.”

- “I can tell you already that I love it. …the lover and the beloved. Your story reminds me of how beautiful and yet painful both of those roles can be.”


Thank you,

John

HI Fletcher,

I apologize if I've contacted you earlier; it's hard to keep track.

Want a fast-paced, highly original, really funny read?

If Carl Hiaasen and The Office had a baby, it might look something like ANIMAL CRACKER.

Can a bunch of smart, sassy women get the goods on their boss at Boston’s venerable Animal Protection Agency? Hal Mason is Brad-Pitt handsome, with a Harvard professor wife and an adorable but shiftless son who wins the heart of Diane Salvi, the organization’s new communications director and the book’s narrator.

The malapropping, narcissistic Hal, famous for his animal-themed ties and jokes, has managed to earn the adulation of the organization’s board of directors and the scorn of his staff. When his negligence leads to the dogshit literally hitting the fan, Diane and her reporter roommate Genie set out to dig up some dirt on him, with a little help from friends in the office.

There's never a bad time for a fun read in which the good guys (or gals) wreak vengeance on a conniving boss who deserves no less.

Thanks for considering Animal Cracker, and I do swap reads.

Best,
Andi

Hi there,

I'm a good friend of NIKO85 with his book called DECADES. I would be most grateful if you would check help him this month by writing your most honest comments as well by putting on your shelf. If he could be on the editors shelf by July we would be so grateful as he has been working very hard as all of us. Please support it if you deem it worthy of your shelf.

I plan to stay active on the site and will be happy to give your work further attention when time allows.
best wishes,

Bebe

Complements of the day to you.
I am Favour how are you, hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health. I went through your profile and I read it and took interest in it, if you don't mind I will like to know you much better,this is my email (favourbaby_1@yahoo.com)although I came online to look for a true and loving man that is ready for a true, honest and loving relationship and will be able to take good care of me if you are the kind of man am talking about then send me a mail now on my private email included, so that I will tell you all about myself. Looking forward to hearing from you, thanks and God bless. (favourbaby_1@yahoo.com) Best Regards
Favour.

Fletcher:

I have this old fahsioned sense of propriety. I would like to see you rate and back my book first. Then I will consider yours.

Earl Cripe, PhD