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Spilota wrote 20 days ago   

You've been on my Friends list, but because you haven't been on site for over a hundred days, I'm spring cleaning and removing you. If you come back, please send me a message.

tone099 wrote 37 days ago   

My name is Peter Reich, special investigator to the Pope and former captain of the Swiss Guard.

I need your help.

A few months ago, I was approached by a young Spanish woman who claimed to have evidence of a U.S.-led plot to assassinate the Pope and take control of the Vatican.

My son is dead. My wife is missing. And my only friend has turned against me.

I am alone and in hiding.

I do not trust anyone, perhaps I can trust you.

This is my story.

Richard Maitland wrote 252 days ago

Amanuensis wrote 264 days ago   

Aye, nae so bad.

Amanuensis wrote 274 days ago   

Same message as Tornbridge. I only hope the complaints are working their way up the vast in-tray at Amazon HQ. Or are they evil as the lady politician pronounced.

Tornbridge wrote 286 days ago   

Bloody hell! Sounds like a crap time you've had. If its any conciliation, Amazon never even responded to my follow up email. I'm pretty much resolved to the fact it's the risk of ebooks. Totally crap situation but no choice. Curious how you get on if you take it further.

not really there wrote 286 days ago   

From the last message I received from Bobby-Boy I find it impossible to believe she either expects or requires any apology from me.
And yet here you are demanding one on her behalf.

While it's true there is little by the way of rules on this website, even the most common etiquette dictates that one should not interfere in other people's affairs, especially when such trivial matters have already been resolved peaceably and without injury.
I suggest you go away and learn some manners.
There was no reason for you to attempt to interact with me. When members note in their profiles that they do not want to enter into correspondence with strangers on the internet, they are talking to you. Your attention is unwanted. Resist the temptation to send me any more messages.

eleanorcocolarbi wrote 302 days ago   

Hey zane long time! It got hot here and i decided to take break so when i start rewrite il b fresh as daisy. There r so msny flowers here its so beautiful so many poppies fields fully red , how are things with you? Are u going to enter into a relationship full of true love and protection as requested of u by jessie below? I thought we were getting married what would mr carpet muncher say were he to swing by again? Naughty. Lataz

BeeJoy wrote 302 days ago   

How are you ? I am currently at 27 slowly dropping. Is there a chance for you to back my book? My birthday month is next month July 2nd. Would be so awesome:)!! Greatly appreciate it. Thank you.
Facing the Truth

Nathan Braund wrote 303 days ago   

Hi. Hope all’s well. Just thought I’d let you know about my new book in case you’re looking for a funny summer read. It’s called ‘The Wrong Way Round to Ewan McGregor’ and is the true story of an unknown writer struggling to put his film script into the hands of Ewan McGregor. Please check out samples of the book on:
And please help the ‘unknown writer’ by telling your friends, enemies, exes!
Thanks very much, Nathan

jennyjennifer wrote 308 days ago   


My Name is jennifer am a beautiful young girl looking for true love relationship and protection, i Have gone through your profile site today, and I was very happy to contact you for us to know ourselves more. You know that distance, age and indeed color cannot stop true love or friendship, So I will appreciate it much, if you

reply me back ( ) To enable me send my

pictures and more information about my self to you and to tell you the more reason why i contacted you. I wait for your positive reply, take care and

have a nice day.

here is my mail just drop me a line will reply

Amanuensis wrote 315 days ago   

I never got a reply from Amazon. Shoddy lot.

AND they don't pay tax.

Tornbridge wrote 323 days ago   

Hi Zane,
I notice you still have those 4, 1 star reviews on your book. Did Amazon give a reason why they didn’t remove them? I have to say I’m not impressed with them, I found one of my books being sold through a bent site and they have still done nothing about it - despite saying they will.

Bobby-Boy wrote 325 days ago   

Full frontal is the only way I know how to do it, you crazed Viking you. ;) :P

Didn't you see my Avi yet? :) ;)

I still want a copy please. Willing to pay just send me the link :) But eventually a signed copy would be stellar. :D :P

It is really nice to be back and at my peak potential, Zane. :)

J.Adams wrote 329 days ago   

I'm not sure how I found your novel, but I'm glad I did! It's really good, and I wish you all the best with it.


beegirl wrote 343 days ago   

I was told that the only way you know you are a true author is when someone trashes your work. So well done dear author Zane!

BeeJoy wrote 353 days ago   

Hello. How are you? I would appreciate to switch comments and feedback with you! Would you be able to do the same? If you want to read the rest of the is finished and on Kindle and paperback on Proceeds are going to mental health facilities and burn survivors. Would you support? I am so blessed to be able to help others with my story. I hope I will be able to stop even just one person from doing something drastic like I did. I will put your book on my wl and comment:)God bless!Bethany.

Nick Goulding wrote 356 days ago   

Left a little something down the Amazon for your exotic grub. It should be viewable in a couple of spins of the Earth.

Nick Goulding wrote 357 days ago   

Thanks Zane. It's been forever. I'll stick an Amazon review up for the Caterpillar this week. Swamp those mean bastards with fair comment.

Nice50 wrote 359 days ago   

Hello dear
My name is Miss Mary i saw your profile today after going true it i was moved with the quality i found in your page, which makes me to became interested in you ,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address( believe we can move from here. I am
waiting for your mail. Remember distance or color does not matter but with love and trust best regards
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