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awomaninspired wrote 243 days ago   

Hi there! I just wanted to say “hi” and introduce myself. My name is Michelle, and I am a Christian non-fiction writer here on Authonomy. I am new, but would love to help you in any way I can.

I have four books here, but would appreciate it so very much if you would take the time to comment and review just one:

http://authonomy.com/books/47250/a-woman-inspired-collection-1/

I know you may not agree with the content, and that’s okay. I would simply love your opinion on the introduction and my general writing style.

My first book is the one most readers seem to identify with, because it is born out of my life experiences. To sum it up, I would say it’s about finding the extraordinary presence of God in the ordinary course of life.

My second book is in a "Dear Abby" format, and the answers can be quite cut and dry.

My third and fourth books are in the style of daily devotionals...

But, to come and meet me and my amazing family, which I truly hope you will...you'll find us in the first book.

I hope my stories put a smile on your face today, and warmth in your heart.

Thank you so much for your time! I will review and comment on your book in return.

I also have shelf space, and if I love your book, I will shelve it and back it!

I would be honored if you backed my book! :)

Warmly,

Michelle

Casimir Greenfield wrote 353 days ago   

Cas Greenfield: writer, broadcaster, musician, artist

Hi there - just extending the ink-stained hand of friendship.

I've been on-site for a little while now, and I've found it to be an extremely constructive and rewarding experience. The range of writing and subjects available here seems to cover a broad spectrum of styles and ability, but it does pay to have a thick skin - some of those critics can be pretty fierce!

Backing books, making friends, commenting where you can – that seems to be the way to raise the profile, so here I am.

I'm usually around, so it would be fantastic to hear from you.

Anyway, happy writing, reading or whatever it is you’re doing today...

All the best, have a great day – Cas

PS: If you do happen to get the uncontrollable urge to look at either of my books, here are the links

http://authonomy.com/books/42586/slow-poison/
http://www.authonomy.com/books/42590/bloodstones/

Slow Poison is dark and brutal, Bloodstones is a gentler read, but gets tougher as the story progresses. A little like Larsson, Welsh, Niffenegger I have been told. (…but I haven’t read any of their work yet…so you’ll have to be the judge of that…)

www.casimirgreenfield.com

Warning: both of my books contain explicit sexual acts, frequent swearing and disturbing scenes of violence. Please do not read if you are of a sensitive nature or under age in your territory.

patio wrote 379 days ago   

I write with greetings and invitation to read a chapter or more of my memoir, INSIDE DEAD. Please leave comment and place it on your shelf if it deserve your backing. Thank you

emeraldraj wrote 430 days ago   

Will you fight for CUPID (god of sexual love) leading men or for LIBERTY FAIRY leading women in this greatest Third World War?

1) Hear the two greatest orations, one by CUPID and the other by LIBERTY FAIRY in the final battlefield in Third World War, and then join the battle!—read chapter: 15
2) Win a Nobel prize if you solve any of 11 unsolved riddles! Also know the darkest mystery about ‘After Death’.—read chapter: 14.
3) A golden treasure of 100 new Emerald proverbs and novel, naughty quotations on sex, sexual love, marriage, etc., read chapter: 3.
4) For the strangest ‘Preface’, never read by you till now, read the sarcastic conversation between YOU as the scathing reader and ME as the defending author in chapter: 5.
5) If you are a lover of traditional rhymed volcanic and lyric poems (like those of Alfred Tennyson), read my 37 poems in chapter: 17.
6) Within the next 10 years, all countries in the world will come under the rule of Angels Party. For 100 most revolutionary novel ideas in Election Manifesto of Angels Party, read the two most important chapters: 10 and 11.
7) For ‘Sexual Revolution for sexual ecstasy for all freely’ revealed by CUPID against ‘Eternal Bliss ten times more than sexual ecstasy by Raja Yoga and about ‘Many Evils and 3 types of Jails by Sex---Even the most virulent poison is no poison when compared to CUPID!’ by LIBERTY FAIRY,
8) Read the full kindle e-book with 598 pages with 4 different RED, BLACK, GREEN and BLUE text colo(u)rs published by Amazon.com priced at $ 9 only.

Will you please echo the noble appeal of LIBERTY FAIRY to as many friends as possible?

Emerald,
Author of Third World War.

stubeam wrote 439 days ago   

Animal lover? If so please take a look at my book
Its a true story about a group of animals that need help

I am writing it to try and raise awareness of what is happening to them and others like them
This video goes with the book though it does contain some disturbing images:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtCnxWAqJ1o
Thanks and I hope you dont mind this message

Weaver Reads wrote 475 days ago   

February 1, 2012~

Phillip, I wish to compose and send this letter of gratitude to you for your amazing, kind support of me and The Governess. Where to start? How about: THANK YOU!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Yes! Thank you for your special gift to me. I finally made it at #2 on the Editor’s Desk. Goals and dreams are so important, but support can sometimes be the more critical ingredient to success. So, I again thank you for yours.

I have formulated a plan for backing my awe-inspiring supporters. Please know that you are important to me. I am glad to read, comment, and support your heartfelt work. This will take time to accomplish because I’ve had nearly 700 of you support me at one time or another. I will accomplish this one day at a time, so watch for your turn. =D

I hope to be as positive a supporter to you as you have been for me. Thank you!! ;)

Gratefully,
~Ellise
The Governess~

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=356451797698786#!/video/video.php?v=228865167202147

Michael Dale wrote 476 days ago   

EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHEN EVERYTHING YOU ACCEPT AS NORMAL SUDDENLY SEEMS SO TOTALLY INSANE?
TODAY, is like any other mind-numbingly boring, soul-destroying day at the office. That is except for Pamela Hoare, Charlie Cockburn and that weird junior accountant no-one has noticed before.
TODAY, slutty secretary, Pamela Hoare, is about to put the finishing touches to her plan to blackmail her sexually repressed boss, Mr Rupen Patel, and make him her bitch.
TODAY, Charlie Cockburn, coked-up, hung-over and horny as hell realizes just how close he is to losing his job and decides to tell Mr Patel to stick it up his arse.
AND THEN there is that junior accountant - just so you know, his name is Lucas Swink - today, he will blow up a window and leap out the office block in attempt to awaken the masses.
Hoare, Cockburn and Swink are just some of the fucked-up, desperate souls you'll follow in this breakthrough novel that takes an unflinching look at London's cubicle driven society. Let Rude Awakening scratch away the shit-stained window of your perceptions and show you that everyone, from high-rolling businessmen to desperate barmaids, wants something more but doesn't know how to get it.
WILL SWINK BE THE ONE TO SHOW THEM HOW?

Sharon.v.o. wrote 477 days ago   

Hello,

As The Governess is about to make the ED I was wondering if you'd consider offering your support for Lykaia. It's currently at 37.

- "This is one of the best written and orchestrated paranormal novels I have read on or off Authonomy….."

- " is a great example of a horror/fantasy tale told well…

- "This. Is. A. Fantastic. Read."

- "…as a member of the general public I can honestly say that I would go into a shop and buy this without a second thought."

- "Lykaia is a stunning read. Gripping. Chilling. And loaded with suspense."

- "My first werewolf book. Are they all this good?

I am always happy to return the read for honest comments and backings.

Kind regards,

Sharon
..

Diwrite wrote 481 days ago   

Dear Philip,

Pascual lost his birthday in the Spanish Civil War.
Now he and his grandson set out to find it.

As it's nearly the end of the month, I'd be delighted if you'd take a look at Pascual's Birthday.
I’ve been on the site for just over 2 years, reviewing and backing books and not really promoting mine, but now I’d really love to get an HC review.

Many thanks if you’ve backed me in the past – I’d appreciate it if you’d consider re-shelving me again.

Thanks and kind regards,
Diana

ScottTrimas wrote 482 days ago   

Hi would you mind reading my book The Chimera Factor. I am slowly trying to move up the ranks and I could use your help. I would gladly return the favor

Davidmauriceware wrote 483 days ago   

I would like to invite you to read my new book titled A true thug willsin. I have been on here a little over two week and I am fastly moving up in the rankings. I do ask that if you like what you read, please support my efforts by backing me. I am not the average spammer and I will eventually read and reply,and back youirs if I like it as well

Weaver Reads wrote 492 days ago   

Oh, you’re a dear! THANK YOU, Philip, for backing The Governess! *happy giggly dance* I’m so honored that you would pick me! :)

As a further THANK YOU, I have linked your authonomy page to my website so I can continually thank you day by day that you are supporting me. I do hope it will draw attention to your own hard work and/or those whom you are supporting.

To see it on my website, just go to: http://elliseweaver.weebly.com/happening-today.html

If it's not too presumptuous, I would like to ask if you could, please, Star Rate my book as well. It helps tremendously. Thanks yet again!

All my best,
~Ellise

P.S. Woohoo! : )

A G Chaudhuri wrote 492 days ago   

:-) Okay.

A G Chaudhuri wrote 492 days ago   

Dear Phillip,

My apologies for this unsolicited message.

I'm pleased to invite you to check out my debut novel, SHINING DAWN.
It's a multifaceted work of science fiction that's so far been read and liked by a wide selection of readers, and is presently ranked 7th.

Should you find it deserving, then a few days on your bookshelf may be all the help that it needs to complete it’s final run to the editor’s desk.

I’ll be happy to return the read and offer my feedback.

I’m sorry if you’re inconvenienced by this message.
But, I believe that this site has been designed to help budding writers who sadly have little other means of getting their work appraised.

Sincere regards,
AGC

AndrewStevens wrote 497 days ago   

As a fan of Peter Allen's intriguing 'Mother Knows Best', I was wondering whether you might be interested in taking a look at my novel, 'The Poet', a darkly mysterious, psychological thriller?

I'm just about holding on to a top five spot on the ed's desk so any support would be most appreciated. I am, of course, happy to return all reads.

Many thanks. Andrew

subra_2k123 wrote 507 days ago   

Hello,

‘Ozoneraser’ is of the slipstream Sci-Fi genre and involves the mysterious disappearances of eight million Americans. Will the President of United States succeed in stopping the Al-Jihad or will the world succumb to the atrocities of the terrorist outfit?

May I ask your kind support and valuable opinion of the book as it moves closer towards the Editorial desk. I will be glad to read your work and share my feedback.

Thanks,
Venkatarama Dandibhotla

Bill Scott wrote 507 days ago   


Thanks for supporting HAKTAW HEART. It has now completed its journey. Feel free to take it off your shelf.

Thanks again
Bill

MARGARET ETHEL g.a.
&
HAKTAW HEART

Diwrite wrote 509 days ago   

Dear Philip,
December's coming to an end and I wondered if you might now find room on your shelf for my book.
I’ve been on the site for just over 2 years, reviewing and backing books and not really promoting mine, but now I’d really love to get a review.
Many thanks if you’ve backed me in the past – I’d appreciate it if you’d consider re-shelving me again.
Thanks and kind regards,
Diana
Pascual’s Birthday

Ivan Amberlake wrote 510 days ago   

Thank you so much for the backing, Philip :)

Iva P. wrote 510 days ago   

Philip, thank you for backing Fame and Infamy. Much appreciated!

Iva

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