Hello
My name is miss Jelin, i am looking for a new friend i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i
will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email
address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email

address (Jelinbaby@yahoo.co.uk)

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your mail to my email address (Jelinbaby@yahoo.co.uk) Remember the distance, color or age
does not matter but love matters allot in life Please reply me with my email

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whsm: Take a look at my Warm-Up Kills and tell me what you want to do from there. jack hudson

whsm: Take a look at my Warm-Up Kills and tell me what you want to do from there. jack hudson

Hi, I am Vera!
please how are you! hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile and i read it and took interest in it,please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this ID (vera_life4 @ yahoo.com)hope to hear from you soon,and I will be waiting for your mail because i have something VERY important to tell you.
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I am Jack failure to follow his own 6th commandment.

1: Thou shalt not take this place too seriously.
2: Thou shalt not place ones book on one’s own shelf.
3: Thou shall offer honest critique and not false praise.
4: Thou shalt not use the star rating system to punish enemies.
5: Thou shalt not create fake accounts for the purposes of insulting your fellow authors, backing your book, or talking to yourself.
6: Thou shalt not spam your fellow authors, or ask for backings and reads if thou are unwilling to read their book first.
7: Thou shall use this site to network and improve their craft
8: Thou shall not spend more time here then you spend writing.
9: Thou will try and read, Miami. http://www.authonomy.com/books/34153/miami/
10: Thou shall not take this place too seriously.

Well technically, I am willing to swap reads, so perhaps I am in the clear. Yet, make no mistake, this is me spamming you in hopes that you will consider backing my novel.

I thank you for your consideration.

Jack

Hi, I am Vera!
please how are you! hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile and i read it and took interest in it,please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this ID (vera_life4@yahoo.com)hope to hear from you soon,and I will be waiting for your mail because i have something VERY important to tell you.
Lots of love
Vera !

Thanks to everyone who has sent me a message. I've not been on Authonomy recently and furiously typing away to finish Sharp Practice #3 in the Robbie Munro - Best Defence Series of which Duty Man is #2. Relatively Guilty #1 is free on Amazon on 25/26/27 December. Will do my best to read and give comments on as many excerpts as possible. Cheers. W.

'Husband of one' - has to be the best profile line I've read on here ... :D

Like your book, William, could certainly tell you have insider knowledge :) I shall shelve it probably next month but in the meantime I'll finish up and come back with comments only if needed.

Mick

Love greetings to you,
my name is Miss Blessing.
I saw your nice profile today .
i want us to be friends,
please write me back at [blessinggaasu@yahoo.com],
so that i can send you my pictures and also tell you more about myself. God bless you as i wait impatiently to hear from you at [blessinggaasu@yahoo.com].
Yours friend,
Blessing

Hi,
Welcome to Authonomy. I've been a member just a few weeks now and finding it great fun and really helpful - lots of ideas already for revising my book. So I hope you find it so too.
If you get a chance to have a look, I'd appreciate your thoughts on Two Guys, Three Wheels and a Dog (pitch below). And if you really like it, it would be great if you could put it on your bookshelf.
Best wishes and welcome to the club.
Peter

http://www.authonomy.com/books/39212/two-guys-three-wheels-and-a-dog/

Take one enthusiastic dog, a pristine sink, seven sewage treatment works, a caring dad on a bike and an uncommunicative teenage son on a unicycle, and you have the recipe for a weird but wonderful journey of endurance, laughter and discovery.

The first I knew about this incredible journey was when my son, Joseph, announced he was going to unicycle the hundred miles from Coventry to Bristol.

It had already been decided by the rest of the family that I would accompany him, albeit on two wheels. Yes, I was glad of a chance for some father and son bonding activity, but I wonder whether I might have been given a voice in the choice of activity? I’m not a cycling enthusiast, and neither of us had ever done any long-distance cycling on any number of wheels, so to me, this sounded like a recipe for a lot of hard work.

Join Joseph, Neo the dog, and me as we start our training, learn to work together as a team, and struggle with the vagaries of father-teenage son communication.

Hi William and welcome,
I hope you can get a chance to read parts of my college caper crime story that takes place at the Oktoberfest.
Thanks
Kirk
"How to Steal a Lion"

Hi there, William.
At times we need to wind down a little and re-charge our batteries.
Authonomy can be a very testing time in that respect, the grey cells become tired and the mind functions at less than its true potential.
Fear not...there is, as always, an answer to the problem.
Spare yourself a little of the good things in life, spend a few moments re-visiting your childhood.
Turn the pages of my book ‘The Secrets of the Forest – The Time Zone’ and re-kindle the zest for life.
Oh, and by the way...it’s for a very good cause, please back it afterwards… if ... you feel a little better.
“I shall of course take a look at your book, with the interest that it deserves.”
My name is Neville Kent...and I wish you well in your pursuit of happiness.

Kindest regards.
http://www.authonomy.com/books/19404/the-secrets-of-the-forest-the-time-zone-/

Hello , just go to my site , access the second section , at the top right hand corner it says 'read book' , click on that ,thankyou,SG

We have one thing in common: we both like Cormac McCarthy.
You may also like my saga about twelve modern-day apostles seeking the ideals of courage and compassion.
David Schild
The Next John Elway

William,

Two chapters flashed by. You should do well on this site.
I left a comment, no bad points, only good.

Best regards
Warrick

Hi,

I see we have acouple of things in comman. I did not think of mentioning my like of single malt whisky, but I am particularly fond of Islays.

I also noticed that you list Catch-22 among your favourite reads.

I'll have a read of your book and let you know what I think. Would you be so kind as to have a look at mine? It's called Eggs-Cell Files.

Best regards
Warrick

Welcome to authonomy. I think my main character needs a lawyer. Care to read his case? Then again, maybe you shouldn't. It's as much romantic and paranormal as it is a thriller.

Okay, so nevermind, counsel.
SW
DEVIL WENT DOWN

This is an invitation to post the opening of your book or novel in the forum thread “If I were an agent, I’d stop reading…now.”

http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/82641/if-i-were-an-agent-i-d-stop-reading-now-/?pagenumber=1

After you post your opening, we will read it as if we were an agent who had requested a partial from you. If we see something, a grammatical error, a cliché, awkward phrasing, we will stop reading. Unlike a real agent, we will explain what made us stop.

If you choose to post your opening in this thread, please keep in mind that few if any of us are experts and only you know what is best for your book or novel. The main purpose of this thread is to help you get some honest feedback, and perhaps gain some readers and backers.

This thread currently has over 110,000 views. Why? I’d like to say it is because Autho users like to stop by to peruse excerpt and find new reads, but in truth, the biggest reason this thread is so popular is that people love a circus.

They love conflict and drama and this thread provides it in the form of Authonomy’s resident banned troll, Jay too/JG/JG1/Skid Chains, et al. The way it works is like this, JG thinks he is an expert and that he alone knows the proper way to write. If he comments on your writing, if you get JG’d as we say, consider it to be a bizarre initiation, or ritual hazing. Other writers will likely come to your defense and you will get more attention for your work.

While all this conflicts does draw many eyes to the thread, it also means that your opening can get lost in the shuffle. I encourage you to re-post as often as you want until you’re satisfied with the amount of feedback you have recieved.

Best of luck
Jack Cerro “Miami”

ps: There is an alternative version of this thread called FAT Faux Agent Thread, aka The Secret Agent thread. It's a lot quieter than the other thread.

I have placed your novel or book in the New Novel Spotlight.

http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/85087/new-novel-spotlight/?pagenumber=1#AnchorComment

On page one, I have posted your short-pitch and title along with a link to your book. Your novel will remain in the spotlight for a week.

I'm hoping to make this thread as visible as possible to the forum community. You can help by stopping in and introducing yourself and your book or starting a conversation.

If you are interested, go to the forum page and look for the folder titled, "Introduce Yourself". Click on it and look under, "New Novel Spotlight."

Jack Cerro “Miami”

ps: You need to start critiquing to get ranked, so why not critique someone else in the weekly spotlight?
If you want to join this very informal group, message me. The price of admission is a commitment to critique at least a chapter from one of the spotlighted novels per week.

William,

Hi. I was wondering if you could take a look at my book The Ark of Humanity, and consider putting me in your watchlist or on your shelf. Here's the pitch,

God flooded the earth to annihilate humanity's sins. What if that sinful race didn't die when floodwaters covered them but instead adapted to breathe water?


Let me know what you think. Have a wonderful day!

- Scott, The Ark of Humanity