Hi Margaret!

Joshua Jacobs has been very kind to back my book, The Beholder, currently ranked 19. This month I am making a serious effort to reach the desk, and I would be grateful if you choose to read it, and hopefully back it.
Sorry for spamming, this is the only way to make myself known to as many people as possible.

Here is The Beholder link - http://www.authonomy.com/books/27545/the-beholder/
Kindest regards,
Ivan Amberlake

PS. Both books on your shelf are favourites of mine.

Hi

This is an invitation for you to participate in the forum thread, On Writing (If I were an agent, I’d stop reading…..now)

As a reader, hopefully your input will assist authors in improving their novel’s openings. You might also discover something new to read or back.

Here are the rules:

1: Author's will post their opening using the correct format.

2: Faux agents will read until they see something that would
have made them put the manuscript down and send out a generic rejection letter.

3: Unlike a real agent, our faux agents will tell you where and why they stopped reading.

4: Faux agents shall offer the author constructive criticism or praise at their discretion.

5: Author's shall remember that said criticism or praise is simply, one persons opinion.

6: Faux agents shall comment only on the submitted openings.

7: All debate not related to a specific submission, or of a more personal nature, shall be redirected to the forum thread, "Faux agent water cooler."

Cheers…

Jack Cerro “The Nymph’s Heart”

Hi Lynn,

Luminous Dark, currently ranked at 4 on the authonomy chart, is a novel about a young man who comes to Russia to kill himself.

"Three hundred pages? I'm not reading that!"
-the author's mother

I'm trying to stay on the desk of course but I'm not asking after blind backings, just letting people know about the book so they can do with that what they like.

And I'm happy to trade reads and honest feedback with anyone who is interested so you can let me know if you upload here.

Best regards,

Ross

Hi Lyn,

I hope you'll consider taking a look at my book, The Magic Telescope and other stories. I'd really appreciate your feedback and rating. Will you be posting a book soon? If so, I'd love to return the favor whenever you do get around to it. Thanks and have a great day.

God bless,
Trista Herring-Baughman

Hi Lyn. I was reading profiles to see who might like my book and came across your page. I see you haven't had a chance to get your book posted yet, so if you let me know when, I'll be happy to take a look at it.

In the mean time, let me make you aware of my book, A PLACE IN LIFE. It's literary fiction; the story of the life of a boy told through a series of catastrophic events and failed relationships. When you have a chance I'd appreciate it if you'd take a look at a chapter or two and let me know what you think. Also, please remember that if it doesn't meet your standards, all you have to do is stop reading - no strings.

In any event, many thanks for your time.

Old Bob
A PLACE IN LIFE

No thanks on offer. I'm going to hold off on the editing for now.

Hello LynHill,
My name is Mark Williams, an unpublished writer wishing to become an author. I would like you to have a look at my book, The Protege, to give you an ideal of my work. If you could add me to your book list, or five star list I would be very happy.
Mark Williams

Hello Ms. Hill,

Literary fiction pushed to its limits in a strangely comic tale of a stranger intellect:

My online excerpt from “An Unfinished Innocence” explores adulterous alcoholic substance-abusing schizophrenic author/academic/columnist and inadvertent serial killer, Brendan Dogge, and his search for redemption with the help of a small boy and a three-legged dog. And a singular dancer, Charlotte Camarina.

title: An Unfinished Innocence
author: j.l. wood-miller

You just might laugh!

Take care,
-j.l. wood-miller

Your story sounds great. Let me know when you post it.

And thank you so much for the feedback and continued support. It's a huge help!

Oh no! I fell off the desk.. (again this month, darn it). Trying desperately to get back on. Hope you will take a peek.

Street Smart Dating is a tongue-in-cheek (and extremely dubious) guide to meeting people and getting dates. It's chock full of great advice like the following:

Ladies
When talking to men, casually mention that the other girls won't hang around you because of your reputation.
Wear really short dresses and bend over a lot. Men like that, plus it keeps you fresh and airy.
When having an intimate drink with a guy you like, try to work the word 'nipple' into the conversation.

Men
Just try not to be so dumb.

Find these, and many more valuable tips, in Street Smart Dating—not to mention some nice pictures of my dog, George.

I'm hoping you will consider giving me a hand back up onto the desk. I'm worn out, so this will be my last month of trying. Whether you do or not, I wish you the best of luck and much enjoyment for your time on Authonomy.

Thanks for putting up with my shameless spam (which I promised I wouldn't do anymore, but...)

Hi Lyn,

Want a fast-paced, totally original, really fun read? If Carl Hiaasen and The Office had a baby, it might look something like ANIMAL CRACKER.

Can a bunch of smart, sassy women get the goods on their boss at Boston’s venerable Animal Protection Agency? Hal Mason is Brad-Pitt handsome, with a Harvard professor wife and an adorable but shiftless son who wins the heart of Diane Salvi, the organization’s new communications director and the book’s narrator.

The malapropping, narcissistic Hal, famous for his animal-themed ties and jokes, has managed to earn the adulation of the organization’s board of directors and the scorn of his staff. When his negligence leads to the dog poop literally hitting the fan, Diane and her reporter roommate Genie set out to dig up some dirt on him, with a little help from friends in the office.

There's never a bad time for a fun read in which the good guys (or gals) wreak vengeance on a conniving boss who deserves no less.

Thanks for considering Animal Cracker, and I happily swap reads.

All best,
Andi
P..S. Your support would really help right now, as I'm trying to stay on the editor's desk through the end of the monht.

Hey! Thanks so much for your support. Just shoot me a message when you upload your work. :)

Hello Lyn.
Welcome to Authonomy. Will you have a look at one or both of my books offer some constructive criticism and shelve if you like? Lisa

Sounds good. What's your book about?

And thanks for the offer to check out The Words of Adriel. I could use any feedback or support you can offer. :)

Nice taste in books! Are you planning on uploading anything to authonomy? I'd be happy to check it out.

Hi Lyn,

Welcome to Authonomy.

I've been here for more than two years. If you have any questions, feel free to message me.

I'm here looking for your consideration of "Savannah Fire," a contemporary Southern Suspense that is presently one of Authonomy's top ten books.

Would you please review "Savannah Fire" critically and see if it meets your criteria for inclusion on your Authonomy bookshelf?

There is no reward for shelving "Savannah Fire" other than the satisfaction of knowing you are supporting a quality book on the Authonomy list.

Thank you for your consideration.

Have a fabulous day.

Al