Now that a space on your shelf has been suddenly vacated due to the happy ascension of Mary's Magic Muffins, I am sure you are racking your brains trying to figure out what to do with it. Perhaps I can be of help.
Fresh Meat is a comic paranormal novel set in steamy Puerto Rico.
Lola, the diminutive, quarrelsome doughtier of two dance instructors, gets kicked off professional women's football due to her excessively violent tendencies. She moves to Puerto Rico to stay with her only friend, only to find that he has become involved in extreme sanitation. Unfortunately for Lola, she is irresistibly attractive to mosquitoes and other blood sucking creatures. Will her dance skills save her?
I am very proud to say that Fresh Meat has led many on the site, even some who are loathe to read paranormal fiction, to fits of hysterical laughter.
Won't you please have a look? The book has been graced by the backing of enough lovely authonomites to have reached the top fifty, but it needs quite a bit more support to make it to the promised land.
I return all reads out of principle. I will admit that it may take me a while, but I will get there eventually with witty, concise, and sometimes even germane comments.