Don't be so stupid. It's a writers site, not a site for morons.

Dearest Sandra,

That sounds lovely. But before I embark on any relationship, I think it's only fair to carry out a credit check. If you could just send me through your bank/credit card details, I'll run through that in just two ticks.

Best

Pat xxxx

Thank you,but no.

Thank you for message' and your kind offer-

however; please show your love by putting my book
on your bookshelf; and then we can think about other things-

tom
from hugs to kisses

Oh Okay - I'll just pop to Tesco and see if I can find you one. Don't you go away now!!! - Twit

lol, good luck! Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I am a dog, you like it doggy fashion? Buy me a big bone and I'll consider it.

Hi Sandra. I was reading profiles to see who might want to read my book and came a cross your page. I don't often find someone as new as you on this site, welcome aboard.

This may be a little premature because you're not set up yet and I don't know what you like, so let me just make you aware of my book: A PLACE IN LIFE. It's literary fiction about the life of a boy told through a series of catastrophic events and failed relationships. When you have a chance I'd appreciate it very much if you'd take a look at a chapter or two and let me know what you think. Also remember, if it doesn't come up to your standards, all you have to do is stop reading - no strings.

In any event, many thanks for your time.

Old Bob
A PLACE IN LIFE

YOU ARE A SCAM ARTIST, SO SHUT UPPPP!!!!!

I'm not a man, you fool. I'm a snake and this site is not for prostitutes to hawk their wares. piss off!