about me

I hail from the planet mars and me and my pet K-9 were just about to destroy the earth (as it obstructs my view of the beautiful planet Venus you know) when I discovered the remarkable books which I have placed on my shelf and decided to postpone my plan, isn't that nice, hmm?
Anyhoo, as these books are so far the only proof of intelligent life I have found on this planet I suggest you follow my lead in backing them also so as to avoid destruction from my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom?

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