Jimmy and Jeff can only take so many detours in life before they run smack into dead ends and face memories that could kill them.
WARNING: What follows is a conspiracy of words designed in a way such as to coerce any self-respecting educator in English or guru for grammar to the restrictions of reason. Not that this is intention here but, traverse that borderline to chapter one and you will encounter all manner of grammatical license, amused and abused – nouns and adjectives veiled as verbs, performing like prepositions, along with a surfeit of words contrived, melded with an assortment of other infractions large and small. You need not fear, this is no anarchy of English – there are rules adhered – though possibly gray at first, they should come to clarity within a minimum. Take none of this as excuse or that this work need any explanation whatsoever. This is aimed more at reassurance to those who fastidiously crave to correct everything they cross. As someone more cleaver than I once said: To break rules coherently you must first get a good handle on them then pull real hard. So set aside your colored pencils, all is as intended, and sit back, surrender yourself to abandon and enjoy this yarn for that which it strives; a humble offering meant only to entertain.