A short story dealing with potentially uncomfortable subject matter. In other words DON'T CRY. Ask mummy for tissues if you do.
Look my front cover is a dog with a bag over it's head HAHA isn't pointless bag torture of animals amusing chortle bloody chortle. OH OH READ IT. I am a slovenly ape. I only use tortured metaphors and enjoy Scrabble, all things included in this patchwork travesty of absolute scummy bath water I have written as an ironic take on the world of everything ever. I satirise everything, even satire, and the satire that satirises satire. Basically nothing gets past me and MY ENORMOUS CRANIUM.
A nasty, brutish pile of semen in which nightmares will be spawned as well as hapless attempts at dissecting my appalling grasp of narrative...and all that other balls.