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My mom hasn't read anything I've written since I was 18--was too afraid to crack open a book or open a link after I turned 18.

Even when I've tried to get her to read things (Oh, no, Mom, this one's perfectly family friendly! You'll like it, I promise!), she's just too busy on Farmville and Ebay to try it.

That's what I get for writing about all kinds of gruesome stuff at 17, I guess.

favourite books

1984

Liveship Traders, Tawny Man and Farseer series
by Robin Hobb

Lord of the Rings

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

The Alienist by Caleb Carr

Screwtape Letters by C. S. Lewis

Biographies of cool people like Napoleon and Al Capone

Cowardly Clyde by Bill Peet

Black Beauty by Anna Sewell

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Pinocchio

Rebecca Tester

An erotic science-fiction retelling of the classic tale. (graphic and bisexual)



To love him is death.

If someone had told me this ten years ago, I would have listened.

But, faced with his silver eyes tarnished and etching me as we stood on the pier, a streetlight making his ivory skin gleam in hues of sadness and hate, I could not have pried myself away. Every fiber of me knew that he was death, that I should turn around and salvage what was left of my life. But I could not move.

To love him is death.

 

Giant in the Alley

Rebecca Tester

Money For Me Baby You Have




In the wake of her husband's death, Lylia Retlin struggles to provide for her two young children. Travel is difficult and the weather is fierce, but not as terrible as the ethnic hatred against her people. No one will hire her.

On the morning the landlord is going to evict her, she trips over a large canvas bag… filled with money and groceries. The next day, her daughter finds a note and asks to hear its story. Lylia hides the note and tells her daughter tales of the old country instead, of warrior maidens and fierce battles, though deep inside, she is quaking in fear of the note because she has already spent the money...

Money For Me Baby You Have.

 

Bastard

Rebecca Tester

A self-proclaimed 'evil bastard' muses on his five centuries of life.


'Bastard' is a collection of essays written by the Night, the only man to survive Witch's Life and remain young forever. A self-proclaimed 'Evil Bastard', Night muses on such subjects as being raised by cannibals, the nature of history, his many battles with Atarr, his boyhood crush on the Witch Queen, Omi's gradual descent into evil, love, war, and his longing for something more from life than simply staying alive. Essays are frequently thought-provoking, tender, humorous and riddled with cliches.

'Bastard' is a companion piece along the Forbidden People, which was written by Omi nearly five centuries earlier. It was written nine hundred years before Dr. Caen and Lilya Retlin began writing.


 

The Two Lives of Captain Cofle....

Rebecca Tester

Where is the line between man, machine and monster?


His First Life: Stains Under the Orange Tree


Rose Moesner, an elderly widow, wakes in the middle of the night to discover a toddler duct-taped to her fence. Who is the child? Where are his parents? Can she provide for him when his medical needs are so great and expensive?



His Second Life: Joanna's Big Secret


Joanna was once a bright beautiful girl but shortly after moving to a new house, she developed disturbing behaviors. Her therapist and mother have tried everything, but Joanna continues her path of destruction--cutting her clothing, urinating in guests' shoes, biting her mother, baking the kitten. Unwilling to let the girl suffer without company but unable to watch her harm living creatures, they assign Captain Coflex to her in hopes of calming her and discovering the mystery of why she has changed. But how much abuse can he suffer when his brain was not designed for pain and all of his safety protocols have been disabled?

 

The Forbidden People

Rebecca Tester

The fate of nations lies on an assassin, a princess, an orphan raised by the wrong people, and the biology that would not be denied.


In an Industrial world eerily similar to our own, Princess Omi is faced with the inevitable overcrowding of her tiny island nation, a fate her people, the Alasei, refuse to acknowledge as they pursue traditional artistic endeavors and outsource their labor to human nations. Seeking knowledge and a remedy for imminent stagnation, she embarks on a diplomatic voyage to the home of the KinInshi, a race which, according to legend, “bestows wealth beyond dreaming and dishonor worse than death.”


Dju, a famed assassin of the KinInshi people guards her. In his haste to show Omi the dangers of treating with the KinInshi, he secures passage aboard the Astrella and sets in motion events that may prove fatal for not only himself and the KinInshi cook aboard, but will rewrite history and restructure the known world—for good or ill.


 

Phoenix Mistress, Book One: St....

Rebecca Tester

Watch a dystopian train wreck as mankind abandons his past... and engineers the angels. An exploration of insanity, power and arrogance.


A band of fugitive super-soldiers stands on the brink of extinction. Alderman’s betrayal at Trinity blasted their vast numbers to scarcely five hundred, now lying ragged in tunnels under the cities. Without women, the population is certain of death.


After the murder of his wife and son, Commander Reno plunged the Sons into war. In his thirst for vengeance, Reno captured Alderman’s magnum opus—the Adam Unit, an engineered super-being. But the Adam was neither the tender boy Reno had lost on Trinity nor the powerhouse of wish fulfillment he had come to expect.


Left cold after revenge, Reno turned around to see the Adam decayed in utility, warped by his efforts in the war and the abuse he had suffered under his scientist ‘mothers’ and now too wary to claim. Reno had lost him.


More than twenty years after Trinity, the Sons starve as Reno attempts to mend their broken public image and searches for resources. Contact after contact deserts or betrays until only one remains: Alderman’s daughter. Will she betray them? What is the price for her help, and can Reno stand to pay it with blood and conscience? Can he give up his son again?

 

The War of Poisoned Wombs (a.k....

Rebecca Tester

A young woman is faced with betraying her people in order to save them.


A brutal no-magic fantasy with lots of deep themes, action and some romance. Setting is Pacific Northwest-ish, features all new races. Can't stress "brutal" enough on this one.


The totalitarian, witch-like Great Mother sends her warriors, unprovoked, against a sister tribe for religious reasons. The story deals mostly the warrioress Ori as she struggles to protect her younger sister and preserve her people while being simultaneously confronted with the brutality and illogic of their religion. It's about personal growth and independence, familial and romantic love, patriotism and the dangers of fanaticism.


While I purposefully left the Besti vague in form, I am curious to know how readers respond and what others think they look like (and whether or not anyone cared ;-). For the curious, Besti are almost all female and thus, the cast is heavily female.

 

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I wrote 18 days ago

Here's a thread for updates and spoilers: http://authonomy.com/forums/threads/110550/to-love-him-is-death/ view book

I wrote 20 days ago

Chap 17 crit: There are a handful of minor grammar issues in 17 (missing periods inside the quotes and such), but a grammar checker should help greatly with spotting those. 18 crit: The battle went a bit quick for my tastes. The vampire mythos that you’ve set up seems almost as strange as Twili... view book

I wrote 53 days ago

Ch. 16 Be as little wordy as possible in action scenes. The more words you have, the slower the reader has to go. Nikki punched his arm. “Concentrate, moron.” Also, this may be a British English as opposed to American English thing, but there are lots of seemingly unnecessary prepositions.... view book

I wrote 54 days ago

Ch. 15 The cleaners had been (unnecessary comma) removing the last stains… In the fight between Mishka and Nikki, Nikki kicks Mishka’s ankles ‘as part as they would go’ instead of ‘as far apart’ (first time he does it, before the fingering). Nikki goes to bed ‘unable to keep himself (missin... view book

I wrote 57 days ago

Okeedokee…. Time for more comments… Ch. 12. Keep one gender on the cat. I suggest ‘it’ to avoid pronoun confusion (scratched it behind his ears) Intro Max sooner and why he’s in the maze. He very suddenly gets a name, but, by his first mentioning, I’d figgered he was just food for somebody a... view book

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