I eat too much junk food and watch crap TV. I'm a lot like you.
Don't friend me just so you can spam me. My messages wouldn't be "friends only" if I wanted your fucking spam.
And quit fucking emailing me asking me to back your fucking book because my messages are friends only. I can't believe I even have to say this. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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