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Philip J Fry

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I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Oh yeah! right! um.. I like Sci-fi cos it's like Space. It seems to go on and on forver. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
I wanna write my own book but people said I'm stupid but I proved them!! I'll be whatever I wanna do!
You can't give up hope, because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, cover your ears and go.. blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Anyway, I wanted to write a book but my folks wouldn’t leave me alone, they were always on at me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope?! Plus I find it hard to think of ideas, Wait a second. I'm getting an idea. No, false alarm. No. Yes! No. Yep. Nope, waaiiit, no. Yes. Yes. No. YES!!!! I could write a book! my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn’t hers it was her Dad's. And actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed the curtains, wait. what was the question again?

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A. Zoomer wrote 1259 days ago

Wanna check out GOING OUT IN STYLE? pls let me know what you honestl....

K.Z. Freeman wrote 1261 days ago

lol, awesome 'about me' hahahah

L.Lee wrote 1261 days ago

I know. It is a pain trying to remember a plot and actually who's in....

L.Lee wrote 1262 days ago

More! Please more. You are habit forming. Leila Lee A Wolf In Sh....

Joel Juedes wrote 1262 days ago

Hi Philip! I was just wondering if you might spare a moment take a lo....

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