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Harclubs

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Okay, so my name isn't really Harclubs Bartag. It comes from a time when the Australian public was grappling with a new wave of continental European immigrants, and I was in my first year of High School. The teacher was reading out the class list and the first name was 'Harclubs Bartag'. When no one responded, she continued on until the end of the list. My name was not called out, and I put two and two together.
'Um, Miss,' I said, raising my hand. 'My name is Hercules, not Harclubs.'
She obviously thought I was taking the piss. 'Don't be silly, Harclubs,' she said. 'What sort of a cruel parent would name their child Hercules?'

This makes up the first three chapters of SMD. The last two chapters here are a short story that appeared in Symposia, in which Slava and EoS first made their appearance. On a side note, there are no vampires in this book. I simply could not afford the appearance fees.

I appreciate any comments whether you back my book or not :)

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I wrote 931 days ago

Fabulous opening! Great characters. Very impressive. view book

I wrote 937 days ago

An entertaining and sophisticated story presented in an easy-to-read style. Thoroughly enjoyable. view book

I wrote 1249 days ago

Interesting and fun to read. The letter at the end of chap 5 threw me because I thought I knew who ME was. Then chapter six ended up being a phantom chapter so I'll probably never know :( Fun and entertaining reading. view book

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Wonderful writing, fascinating characters and a tight plot combine to make this a most satisfying and enjoyable read. It has a quintessentially American flavour that reminds me ever so much of John Steinbeck. view book

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