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JJ Palooka

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I'm the author of several books, including Seattle Strange, Tank, Live Bait, July 13th, Mooncalf, The Legend of Esdraelon, Miss Megiddo, Plum, Verisimilitude, and The 40 Miracles of Steve Guttenberg. I am also a master of the Ninja Clan Arashikage.

Currently looking for feedback on Pax Apocalypse.

**** Contact me at: sinofgolgotha@yahoo.com ****

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Pax Apocalypse

Brandt Miles

In order to confront God, you must first get his attention...


For centuries, the Consortium of Angels have been vying for God’s impeachment. Caving under political and social pressure, God finally agrees to resign his throne in heaven and relinquish his control as omnipotent sovereign of the Milky Way – under one condition: A mortal man must best him by way of knock-out in a ten-round boxing match on live pay-per-view in the World’s Most Famous Arena, Madison Square Garden.


Though mortal, this would be no regular man. Bamboozled into an unlikely alliance, Iraq War veteran and single father Pluto Speck must first break the Ten Commandments in the ten holiest places on earth in order to earn his position as elective contender in the ultimate catchweight championship of all-time.


Pluto’s condition? If he wins, God must cure his son of a rare genetic disorder which has rendered the young boy both deaf and blind. Before Armageddon in the Garden goes live, Pluto will be joined by former Wimbledon star-turned Nun, Sister Maggie, who spearheads the training and mentoring of activist Leonardo DiCaprio, both of whom unwittingly transform Pluto into the greatest Tomato Can Antichrist west of the Dead Sea.

 

Taggers

Brandt Miles

Gods, guns, and improvised napalm -- Say hello to Ugly Pete.


TAGGERS takes place during a five-month period between December, 1999 and April, 2000. The story follows a group of young men who escape a mental hospital in Newark, Ohio, brutally murder five innocent people, vandalize, burn, and bomb thirty-three churches.

The Kickstarter Project is now live -- Please check it out and support this book if you believe in it: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/brandtmiles/taggers

**Manuscript is complete, but only partially uploaded.**


“This is Albert Camus skull-f**ked by Patrick McCabe. Superlative and unsettling.”
--Daisy Anne Gree

 

Seattle Strange

Brandt Miles

Sex, Drugs, and Messianic Clones -- Welcome to Seattle Strange


In the surprisingly-near future, religion is outlawed in Seattle, Washington -- and the entire country is teetering on the precipice of civil war.

In the midst of this spiritual fracas, son of the world’s wealthiest man, and Seattle’s most eligible bachelor, Malachi Throne, finds himself framed for the crimes committed by a holy vigilante known as the Dark Prophet. Even worse, his girlfriend, lingerie model and covergirl, is pressuring him into a fate more terrifying than prison – marriage.

In a quest to clear his name, Malachi will inadvertently uncover the truth of his engineered origin, and, in the process, stumble upon Christianity’s dirty little secret.

SEATTLE STRANGE is a work of social, sexual, and religious satire.

**Manuscript is complete, but only partially uploaded.**

 

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BeeJoy wrote 4 days ago

Hello. How are you? I would appreciate to switch comments and feedbac....

ChelseaLin wrote 4 days ago

Thanks so much for your lovely praise for "Bitches", Brandt, and for ....

WindsweptSnake wrote 5 days ago

Thank you for taking the time out to back The Living Near Dead. Much....

Acinorev wrote 5 days ago

Hi Brandt, thank you for backing my book. I have put, Pax Apocalypse,....

diane_stiffler wrote 5 days ago

Thanks for putting my book on your shelf.

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I wrote 4 days ago

Just stopped by for a quick look -- Put it on my shelf and starred you after reading the first three paragraphs. I'll be back for a full critique. Love what I've seen so far. =Brandt= view book

I wrote 906 days ago

Don't take this the wrong way, but... I realize writers come here for different reasons -- I really do. Some people are here to read, to have fun with the community, to meet new and interesting people, to hone their craft. And some people are here because they think their book is worthy of publ... view book

I wrote 912 days ago

First off: this is right up my alley -- but from reading my book, you already know that. The style is great -- at first. But by chapter 5, I found myself distracted, skimming, yawning. I wanted to skip to the next patch of dialogue. The actual narration sequences are unpolished, dry, and fairl... view book

I wrote 922 days ago

This has a lot of potential, but I personally found Fred a little too intelligent -- or, at the very least, introspective -- to be believable. I've only read one chapter so far, but I think the story would be better served if Fred's inner monologue was a little more Zombie-like. He could still be ... view book

I wrote 925 days ago

Thanks for looking at TAGGERS. I don't have much to say about Dropcloth Angels that hasn't already been said. It's excellent, of course -- that much is certain, but you don't need me to tell you that. I don't personally agree with the Harper Collins review, except for the good parts. I don't... view book

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