Pirates! Monsters! Crazed Spaniards! Kings! Murderers! Gods! Guts 'n' Gore! This book is 100% hero free!
The ocean is a dangerous place, especially if you've just taken the evil Captain Murderer's flagship for a joyride. Hunted by their headmaster, vicious pirates, bloodthirsty sea hags, the Spanish Inquisition and the Royal Navy, life is tough for the runaway pupils of Brakem Academy!
Get ready to turn the seas red as you board the Jolly Bloodbath and set sail on the voyage of a life time.