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STREET SMART DATING

John Harold McCoy

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STREET SMART DATING

John Harold McCoy

Learn the tricky secrets on how you can be playing doctor in a dingy motel, pronto.

Ok... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.

Street Smart Dating started out as a silly thrown together website—a spoof on the usual oh-so-correct 'dating/meeting people' advice thing. The URL was askunclejohn.com, and though I did include some common sense advice to bulk it out a bit, the only intent was humor.
Oddly enough, I began getting emails, quite a few of them, asking for advice on dating and meeting people. It occurred to me that a not-so-gentle, slap in the face, wake up and smell the roses—and so on—type of book, with an emphasis on humor, may just do well. Unfortunately, being over-the-hill politically incorrect, and as HC says, 'gender biased, it probably won't... haha.

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The By Everybody Book

by Everybody

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The By Everybody Book

by Everybody

A hodgepodge of stuff donated by Authonomites just for fun.

By the following authors... UNEDITED

Lovsikpuppy, Antonia Marlowe, S.C. Thompson, Eloravelle, Vicky Clasby,
Dadoo, John Booth, Versi-Artiste, Ariom Dahl, Helianthus, Splinker,
MIRO1K, Groaner, RAS, Stopper, Hyperion, John Harold McCoy,
Brittany Engstrand, Sylvania, Textual Ribbons, Patrick Whittaker.
Emma Parker, Layla Harding, Mark R. Faulkner, Ian Walkley,
Daisy Fitz, L_MC, Cariad, RobRow, Jake Barton, apostlepaul,
Lorraine Holloway-White, Scratch, TRM, Tom B, Katina Grist Jones,
Sue Edwards(LittleDevil), Whoster, Jeffrey Panzer

And in the (conglomerate) “The Story By Everybody”:

Rachel V, Cariad, DDickson, WiSpY, Patrick Whittaker, Pat Black,
spd6of14, PCreturned, Jenny-B, Zan, Tom B, Aidan2002, Burbage,
tree of life, Patientman, Inkfinger, Brittany Engstrand

(let me know if I left you out)

Message me if you want to add your story. There's plenty of room left. It doesn't have to be great. It's just for fun. Comments are nice, but please don't back the book. Save your shelf space for those who are seriously striving for the Editor's Review.

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How To Meet Women In Bars

John Harold McCoy

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How To Meet Women In Bars

John Harold McCoy

A revolutionary (yes, revolutionary) new technique for meeting women in bars. Guaranteed or your money back (*see limitations).

Grab a shower and a shave, slick back your hair, throw on your cool duds, jump in the car and head for the nearest watering hole. You'll never go home alone, again.

*Limitations
(no way in hell you're getting your money back)

P.S,
It's a bar joke book. Looks pretty dumb without the illustrations. The last chapters are for word count only—not in the printed book. Don't use your shelf space for it. It ain't goin' nowhere. It's just for fun :)

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