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Almost_Lady_Onogoro

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I'll tell you later, when I've become worth knowing. I mostly make trouble in Paradise.
I am a stand-up comedian too known as "THE QUEEN OF BURLESQUE." I give my audience a new sort of Vaudeville/Cabaret. I started my gigs in London in November 2011.

(I spelt 'psychopaths' correctly, but some Gremlin is doing its own spell-check and spelling words in its own way.
Open Letter to Gremlin:

Dear Gremlin,

I have a food liquidiser.

That is all you need to know.

Love and Happy Easter,
from

me

Contact me (Gremlins, Publishers, agents and anyone. I can make you very rich...so if you have any sense, email me):

bramble_brown2@yahoo.co.uk

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The Obscene Bird of Night by Jose Donoso

Sons and Lovers by D.H Lawrence

Plays by Molière

&YOUR book - if you treat me well :)


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I thought the Zombie Pimps wer....

Miss S

A girl rejected by the world thinks she has found people she can rely on. Some are psycopaths, the others are Zombie Pimps.


Associating her real name with guilt because people blame her for all sorts of things, she calls herself Amaryllis-Jacinthe,
She hides from life, accepting loneliness by toughening her heart by satisfying her senses . She is in many ways, just a female Marquis De Sade and Count von Masoch, but unaware how bad she is because she is a good person.
Although unwanted and isolated, some people (worse than murderers) want her. She believes they want to to help her. The Zombie Pimps help too (they were summoned up by a dyslexic boy who spelt words wrong using a Ouija board to contact his dog.) They are helpful but unreliable because they are busy in the next life.
One day someone dies because of her. She realisest they were her safety net and that her friends are not her friends, and the Zombie Pimps are just Zombie Pimps. She realises she has no one. Now her safety net is dead and gone, she is free-falling. She has absolute freedom and no one to stop her. She becomes worse than the Marquis De Sade or Count von Masoch and she finds a way to solve her regrets and feelings of isolation.

 

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Eponymous Rox wrote 279 days ago

Thank you, Milady, for your generous backing. I am grateful for your ....

David Price wrote 283 days ago

Thank you Miss S for coming back. I really appreciate your support. ....

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HELLO, My name is Cynthia Donatus,I am interested in you....

Jack Cerro wrote 407 days ago

I am Jack's failure to follow his own 6th and 8th commandment. 1: ....

gajs78 wrote 408 days ago

Almost Lady Onogoro, Thanks for backing Granny Bumba, Jayne

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I wrote 527 days ago

I like wisdom. Your book teaches it well. I need it. I don't need weapons, I need empowerment and your words offer me that in abundance. Wonderful :) view book

I wrote 544 days ago

I like the perfect world you describe in the book. Who'd have thought Utopia was possible? It inspires me to want to create it. We can have a better world. All we need is a book like yours to guide us. view book

I wrote 549 days ago

Brilliant book. Your life has been really exciting and adventurous. Thank you for sharing it with us. I want to read the rest of your book. It's fascinating. view book

I wrote 593 days ago

You write so wonderfully. I have always been curious about Charlemagne - it's about time someone wrote about him :) Your book would make a good film. Nearly everyone's heard of Charlemagne but few know about him. He is an important historical character. Anyway..... Please put some more of y... view book

I wrote 613 days ago

There is good advice and wisdom in your book and I love the title. view book

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