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***Hello. Not about much on here at the mo, so I'm not a good pick if you're looking for a return read or coherent constructive comments, I'm afraid. But then that's also probably true when I am around too.***

Dad of one, and husband of two.

No hang on, sorry no, I mean the other way around. I live in Ireland, not Utah...

After a few years helping out writing and editing the Newsbiscuit.com website (www.newsbiscuit.com/author/nealdoran for some extracts), and some almost imperceptible successes selling jokes to the BBC's Radio 4, I've decided to try and stretch out some slight gags into full novels.

I've finished my first, Dan Taylor is Giving Up On Women (although at the minute it's getting an overhaul), and am on the downward slope of finishing my second couples comedy, Occupied (which was a finalist in the Novelicious Undiscovered Chick-Lit novel competition).

favourite books

Trying to think of favourite books always makes my mind go blank, so here's some authors that popped into my head:

Roddy Doyle, Anne Tyler, Stuart McClean, Garrison Keillor, Marian Keyes, Richard Russo, Richard Asplin, John Irving, John O'Farrell, Stephen King, and Nick Hornby.

Quite a few of my favourite writers don't actually write books, (Woody Allen, Aaron Sorkin, David E Kelly...) and
I think it's these guys I'm really trying to write most like...

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Dan Taylor Is Giving Up On Wom....

Neal Doran

Haplessly romantic Dan expected ‘no-pain, no-gain’ on dating boot-camp. He didn’t expect to fall for Rob’s wife, or that the pain was only starting.


Dan Taylor is the anti-James Bond. He's the guy no man wants to be (but probably is a bit), and no woman wants to end up with (but probably will).

After a disastrous New Year's Eve, when even being mistaken for a tragic War on Terror widower can't get him into bed, Dan declared his retirement from the world of dating. But his best friend Rob and his wife Hannah, aren't letting him give up so easily. They resolve to put him through dating boot camp, breaking him down to build him up again as a bionic romancer, and get him out of their hair and into someone's pants.

Their belief that they can re-build him is put to the test though, as successive dates see him nearly choking to death on an hors d'oeuvre, poisoning a blind date, and taking the heat for a coquette-ish kleptomaniac. And it's while he's rebounding from these endless disasters that he begins to realise the girl of his dreams may be the wife of his best friend.

 

Occupied

Neal Doran

An expecting couple struggle to stay afloat while life accumulates. Together they battle public scandal, imminent birth, unexpected death, and endless trips to Mothercare.


Rebecca and James are pregnant.

As Rebecca’s head fills with dreams of ice-cream and pregnancy yoga, and James looks forward to nursery shopping at IKEA, they thought reports of a first grandchild would be the biggest surprise of Christmas. Rebecca’s dad trumped them though, with the news of his arrest -- for cottaging in a tube station toilet.

A pillar of his community, Howard is denying the charges and is pursuing a publicity campaign to clear his name -- a campaign boosted through an unlikely alliance with James's hippy-ish parents.

His parents’ involvement reminds James of being a child in a house where there was always a cause more important than him, and he's doubting he’ll know how to be a good father. But he can’t talk to Rebecca about it, as a scandal in his own past is threatening his future.

Rebecca doesn’t know what to believe, and what it means if the charges are true. It’s as bewildering to her as her mum, Penny, who seems more concerned about Rebecca’s baby clothes making a comeback than her husband’s sexuality.

Can the couple face up to the fact that parents are people too?

 

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Jjkendrick wrote 6 days ago

Let me know when u finish Occupied. I don't read incomplete books, to....

Louise Burness wrote 34 days ago

Sorry, Neal. Not been on for ages. Where are the crit groups? I've ne....

sherit wrote 47 days ago

Aren't you the sweetheart! Thanks for that nice note and your support....

sherit wrote 47 days ago

hey hon...just wanted to let you know, with my good buddy edentity's ....

Alastair Miles wrote 50 days ago

Hi, Excuse the unsolicited message. I'm trying to see if there's an....

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I wrote 365 days ago

A charming start! view book

I wrote 375 days ago

Just had a quick read of this and think it's excellent! Really like Hal growling from his mancave ...the traffic light description of the friends...having a 'specific'...Loads of great stuff, and I hope you keep going with it. And soon! view book

I wrote 432 days ago

Hi there, this is my romance writers crit group review. I’ve read 3 chapters, but I expect I’ll keep going -- you’ve written a really entertaining story with some great ideas and a brilliant situation. If the rest is like the start it deserves to do really well... 1) Pitch. Now, I wanted to r... view book

I wrote 450 days ago

Hi there, this is my RCG Review. Hope it’s useful... First off I’d like to say you’ve created a really endearing character with Lizzie, and having read the posted extracts I already care about what’s going to happen to her – and what’s happened in her past. 1) Pitch. For me, I’d have liked a l... view book

I wrote 464 days ago

Hi Nichola, finally that promised crit. Hope it’s useful. Science fiction is a genre I’ve sort of drifted away from since I was a teen, so it’s been over 20 years since I’ve read much, but I enjoyed his. This is based on reading the first 5 chapters, so some stuff may be covered later. You’ve... view book

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