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Distracted

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I am a Yankee transplant trapped in the South, in Deliveranceville. I write to avoid becoming a tower sniper. My first book, Confessions of a Southern-Fried Yankee, is now available.

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The Stephanie Plum Series by Janet Evanovich
How I Write by Janet Evanovich
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Confessions of a Southern-Frie....

J.C. Dante

Confessions of a Southern-Fried Yankee pokes fun at life in the South through the eyes of a Yankee transplant.


Do dumb people get on your nerves? Have you ever been horrified by the sight of folks in pajamas running around in public? Do deer heads and stuffed turkeys decorate your condo? If so, you are in good company, especially if you happen to be a Yankee transplant living in the South. From wacky neighbors and monster bugs, to pigs and polygamy, you'll hear it all in Confessions of a Southern-Fried Yankee . Nothing is held back and nothing is sacred in this humorous look at southern living, family, romance, and life in general.

 

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