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colin smith

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Writer and sometime performer of short stories. Winner of 2008 Frome Literary Festival short story competition.

Having spent my youth and much of my middle-years in the unsuccessful pursuit of hedonism and successful avoidance of responsibility and achievement, Acts of the Servant is my first major venture into novel writing.

Unmarried, I appreciate beautiful women, wood-burning stoves, red-wine, old boats, lithology, conversation and starlight.
I do not like YA fiction so please do not ask me to read it.

favourite books

French Lieutenant's Woman, Fowles. Cloud Atlas, Mitchell. Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, Clarke. The Shipping News, Proulx. The Owl Service, Garner. Rings of Saturn, Sebald. Waterland, Swift. Castle Keep, Eastlake. Another Roadside attraction, Robbins. Sailing Alone Around The World, Slocum. Passage to Juneau, Raban. Coasting, Raban. More Than Human, Sturgeon. Voyage To Arcturus, Lindsay. Forest Of Hours, Ekman. Titus Groan, Peake. Lavondyss, Holdstock. Cryptonomicon, Stephenson. Solomon Gursky Was Here, Richler. The Last Voyage Of Somebody The Sailor, Barth.

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my books

This Iron Race: Acts of the Se....

Tamburlaine Bryce MacGregor :....

A curse and its journey

Disfigured, neglected, and feared, such is Beathan's life,
unless his affliction finds one for whom it is a blessing


On a foggy night in Winchester the heir to throne of Angaland and Scotland dies at the point of a sword

Some days later on the Isle of Skye a young man falls profoundly ill and meets with his soul

This is a novel of unfamiliar history

With revelation of
The nature of men’s souls
Rune magic, revenant spirits, elementals, love-charms and summoning spells,
Journeys undertaken willingly and unwillingly into the land between the living and the dead
And the appalling hardship of the Scottish Highlander and cruelty of the Clearances

Including
The dreadful treatment of slaves in darkest Africa
Russia’s tyranny of the Finnish peoples
The murder of a witch in Westmoreland
Queer and awful things in Odessa
Rape and murder in Eireland
The ingress of the railroad into our pleasant land and consequences thereof
And the sexual awakening of the male and female body

All given unique voice and expression by a curse who wishes only to end its existence by finding one it may bless

Accompanying the text is a defence of the author’s character following the defamatory allegations made by Milan van der Meer

 

Saltus : The Submission of The....

Colin Smith

Alone on a Greek island an old man reminisces on his life and times in a feel-good tale of imminent human extinction


No children have been born for 64 years: humanity's time is nearly done. All we have left are our memories and the desire to leave something for posterity, to be remembered for what we did.... and, perhaps, for what we loved


The United Nations established the Repository of Human Experience in the year 2053 CE. Housed in impregnable ground stations around the globe, the RHE provides a deep time post-extinction record of human accomplishment and knowledge for the benefit of the next intelligent species to evolve upon or visit the earth. It is a vast undertaking and the work is ongoing.

The RHE has recognised and recorded the lives of millions. Its criteria for selection have been prominence, achievement in a given field, and uniqueness of experience. Others of lesser accomplishment whose lives might have passed unrecorded, were selected by lottery.

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Submission No. GR37729/2081

DECLARATION___ I, Khristos (Kit) Zachariades, come into the first, the third, and perhaps the last of these categories and now in my sixty-fourth year, in the small hours of the morning I begin my story.

01:17:43 European Standard Time
09-22-2081
Common Era

 

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Bobby-Boy wrote 2 days ago

:P Sorry! :D

Z. Z. Ali wrote 3 days ago

Well thanks :) Although Idk when I'll get around to it. Don't know wh....

Bobby-Boy wrote 3 days ago

Pat is trying to bait a reaction out of you.

Vanessa Bell wrote 6 days ago

No problem, Mr. Smith. Your writing AMAZES me! It's my pleasure.

James Hardy wrote 8 days ago

Thank you Colin, you've given me a lot to think on, It's hard to expl....

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I wrote 48 days ago

Ah, now this isn't my sort of read, but the quality is obvious regardless. I only wish I had backed it rather earlier as my TSR would have had a nice boost. Never mind. But for God's sake upload a bit more text! You're so close to falling under the 10,000 word limit and you absolutely do not wan... view book

I wrote 267 days ago

Audrey just messaged me so I needed to take a look. Now, I haven't read that much to be honest, but even though this is not my sort of story, it is written beautifully. backed. Colin view book

I wrote 311 days ago

Club Grimoire Review for Liminal Lights I like how this begins. I’m getting echoes of Wings of Desire and Pritt brings to mind the Marius Goring character from A Matter of Life and Death. Though I do wonder at naming a character after a brand of glue! I’d like to suggest a changing to the open... view book

I wrote 329 days ago

Club Grimoire Review Chap 1 You have an unnecessary indent at the start of the 2nd verse Wouldn’t ‘I have tasted drugs metaphoric Spilled the metaphoric blood’ be a stronger wording? Sudden introduction of the man’s name Bryn came as a bit of a surprise. Perhaps bring it in earlier... view book

I wrote 332 days ago

Kiss Me farewell - The Snow White Play Club Grimoire Crit Given this is all about the words, you need to really watch out for them typos: trife for strife, naves for knaves. I query if American spelling and Shakespearian prose style are truly compatible, as in ‘theater’. At the end of Scene On... view book

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