A bipolar sorcerer takes his girlfriend and a "borrowed" spell to get a dragon's treasure.
I'm a little nervous, which is a feeling I go to great lengths to avoid.
There's an outside chance that this might not work, but it probably will. Either way I'm fine with it. I'm not really nervous about the dragon, so much as will she say yes? And also what's-his-name, that one wizard, wants to kill me. It's all over money, anyway. If we get eaten, the debt issue will be the last thing on my mind; if I get the treasure, I can pay him back, and everybody's happy, right?