There's a Blue Stone guaranteed to make its owner sexually irresistible. Unfortunately, it's in Iraq. It's 1991. And there's a war on.
Can sex-starved Detective Inspector Marigold Bateman discover the Blue Stone and find true love before the onset of the menopause? Will the Count and the Baron -- inventors of a synthetic sex-appeal machine, and desperate to get their hands on the 'real McCoy' -- get there first? Or will Colorado commune leader Dougal Gallagher and his Seekers of the Shining Light pip them to the prize?
Spanning 4,000 years and most of infinity and beyond, The Sex Stone of Agassia involves an extensive cast of bumbling policemen, impoverished aristocrats, Bedouin tribesmen, cantankerous aunts, FBI agents, lost babies, obsessive inventors, red-neck sheriffs, Luftwaffe officers, homesick extraterrestrials, despots, goatherds, and well-endowed vicars.
Farcical, fantastical, and belonging firmly in the genre of Far-Fetched Fiction, The Sex Stone of Agassia is also a story of faith, friendship, loyalty and love.